- Jill: You know, I used to live with somebody back when I was in college.
- Jill Martin: Did you like it?
- Jill: You know, I think I would've liked it better if we actually, uh, gotten along.
- Jill Martin: You know, I think the hardest thing about relationships with men is that they always want to be the ones in control. The minute a woman asserts herself and starts doing things that she wants to do, all that sweetheart business goes right out the window.
- Jill Martin: Son of a bitch! Oh, I'm fucked! I am so fucked!
- Jill: For what?
- Jill Martin: Oh, your boyfriend just fucked me up the ass!