Chairman of the Board

...You left Melrose Place to do a movie with Carrot Top!?"

-Norm Macdonald to Courtney Thorne-Smith on the Conan O'Brien show in '97

Really can't sum up how bad this movie is better than that.

Norm called it. This movie was boring and cringey. How did this get then greenlight?

Well, it's good to see the "comedian" Carrot Top get some recognition, but please, God, why like this???

First off, the dialogue sucks, whoever wrote it should never be able to write again. And why did they have to incorporate Carrot Tops "inventions"? I can see the way they are going with it, but did Jim Carrey do impressions in his role in Peggy Sue Got Married...

Bottom Line: This movie is horrible, it's a good thing I worked at a video store and got to rent it for free, or I would have wasted 3.49...

The only interesting thing about this movie is that almost everyone who has a speaking role was in an episode of Seinfeld. The plot is that he needs to get the rent money and then they just forget that. He's an inventor who inherits a multi-million dollar manufacturing company and never thinks to make any of his great inventions. Just like in every "comedy", there's the completely useless love story that does nothing but add 20 minutes to an already unbearable movie. This movie is somehow less funny than Carrot Top's stand up comedy which is a miracle. If you want to try to remember all the bit characters from Seinfeld, this could be watchable. If you want to be entertained, run away.

You know what a good name for it would be? Box office poison.