- John Wesley Northridge II: Then, a few weeks ago, Duane came to me and he asked me if he could marry Dalva. And I said no, no, no, no, you can't do that. She's your half-sister.
- John Wesley Northridge II: And you're not listening to me.
- Sam: Actually, I was just trying to figure out if you're wearing anything under that t-shirt.
- John Wesley Northridge II: No, I'm not.