I am covered in tumours awaiting a new form of therapy to hopefully resolve this issue. My Dr decided it would be a grand idea to screen the largest premiere of Wish Me Luck in the world, consisting of 4 people. Unfortunately for me this backfired in quite a dramatic way. The film began with an obscenely pleasant amount of full frontal nudity, for which I am a big fan. I was partially erect, but not too erect. Anyway, the film continued with a delusional foreign woman in a school who is clearly in her 30s. It went on for a bit, I actually slipped in and out of consciousness by this point because I was too busy being pumped with kerosene. The film continued a bit more and I saw some cats and a monkey. The monkey was my favourite moment. It ended far too late, where is seemed to slow the linearity of time. I am currently trapped awaiting the film to end. I began the film at approximately 8PM on a Monday, and I swear it is Wednesday now... In summary, don't bother.
