- Roderick Usher (segment "The Black Cat"): Hey, this is my fucking kitchen , and I'll fucking stay, and I'll fucking drink if I fucking want!
- [phone rings]
- Roderick Usher (segment "The Black Cat"): I DIDN'T FUCKING DO ANYTHING!
- Policeman: We found blood in the freezer down in the cellar.
- Det. Grogan: Christ! Rich people... Sick stuff always turns out to be rich people.
- Jessica Valdemar: I married a rich, old man. I let him use me, for pleasure and for show. Now I'm going to let him pay me for my services.