- Linda: I know you're out there; you really hurt me. Please, if you've got an ounce of humanity left, you've gotta remember!
- Orville Ketchum: They found the bodies splattered all over the place.
- Suzanne: Oh, my God, that must have been totally gross.
- Janey: We're gonna make this place into our new sorority house.
- Orville Ketchum: Well then, you ladies are gonna be needin'... this.
- [reaches hand in pants; the ladies gasp; he pulls out a key]
- [after the ouija board's planchette inexplicably flies off of the board and into the fire, which erupts in flames; the girls scream]
- Suzanne: Hey, fuck this!
- Linda: This is getting too weird.
- Kimberly: I mean, really, what was that?
- Janey: Look, lightning must've hit the house and caused a huge electrical charge, or something.
- Linda: Yeah, right, that explains everything.