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I don't remember now how I found out about this film - with that said, I'm so glad I did find it and that I watched a VHS rip on YouTube.

This movie is insane. As soon as I saw the concept, I knew I had to watch it. But it exceeded any expectations I had. It starts with how they kill the snakes; I don't consider this as a spoiler as it's in the plot summary. They use a freaking BULLDOZER! They say there are 80 THOUSAND snakes in the pit when they find it. You need serious firepower for that.

The ridiculousness only goes up from there. I definitely recommend this film if you enjoy cult horror, or even a kung fu/martial arts fan, you would enjoy. I got Shaw Brothers vibes.

The one thing I didn't love is what I assume to be the live skinning of a snake, as well as the killing of many snakes in that first scene setting the pace for the murder rate through the runtime. I'm posting this as a warning for this who watch and aren't expecting to see a snake heart still beating, or a snake and a badger fighting to the death. If it makes you feel any better, it really makes you root for the snakes! The badger part was really unnecessary, and goes on for way too long.

Watching the snakes get their revenge is pretty insane. So many snakes! The snake budget for this film must have been astronomical. It's awesome watching them cause destruction in large numbers, including a massive Boa.

In all, give this a try. Skip the animal cruelty if you would rather avoid it - they make it obvious when it's about to happen. Aside from that, I really enjoyed it and I'm glad I stumbled upon it.

One of the most demented Asian exploitationers of the period that's part martial arts comedy gold, part genuinely disturbing reptilian snuff film, no other killer creature feature hates its animals as much as Calamity of Snakes. Thousands of snakes are chopped, skinned, burned, bulldozed and butchered on camera and in horrific detail; when they're not being killed, people are talking about killing them. Stolen musical score aside (don't think I wouldn't notice such a casual use of The Alan Parson Project and Bill Conti's score to For Your Eyes Only), it's a hypnotically engaging film and even with the gruesome, downright despicable displays being perpetrated onscreen, I couldn't bring myself to turn away. Moving at a lightning pace with snake bites coming thick and fast, there's a weird fascination watching so horrific unfold before your very eyes, taking the influence of Jaws to the farthest possible reaches. Calamity of Snakes isn't a good movie, even with a beyond-insane human-cobra Kung Fu duel, it's sure as hell entertaining; though it will ultimately hinge on your tolerance for excessive animal cruelty more than the sheer bizarreness of it all. It's undeniably a bit of an endurance test and mainly one for the terminally curious who think they've seen it all.

A luxury apartment complex is being constructed,unfortunately the team discovers a huge nest of hundreds of snakes on the site.The boss refuses to delay the construction just because of the snakes and orders them all to be exterminated despite being warned by his wife and her nightmares of the situation.Not all the snakes end up getting killed and the survivors seek revenge on the construction workers.It isn't long before a giant boa leads the rest of the thousands of snakes inside the building to kill all the new inhabitants."Calamity of Snakes" by William Chang has to be seen to be believed.Literally hundreds of live snakes are butchered during the film.The climax certainly involves hundreds of snakes and wholesale slaughter of the animals.Snakes are chopped to pieces,burned alive,killed with shovels and gutted.So if you are an animal lover skip this film.However if you enjoy watching outrageous Asian horror films give it a look.

Cobra crushing, python pounding, boa bashing, mamba mashing, and all round general asp annihilation: Calamity of Snakes' catalogue of real-life cruelty to the lowly serpent is simply quite staggering, and makes this early 80s example of Hong Kong snakesploitation unmissable for fans of the downright weird and absurd (although definitely not one for animal lovers).

Featuring more scaly skin than Judith Chalmers in a hall of mirrors, William Chang's unbelievably silly snake-snuff movie sees thousands of the wriggly critters invade an exclusive high-rise apartment block seeking revenge for the wholesale slaughter of their pals during the construction of the building. As the hissing horde slithers and slides from room to room to attack the residents, a group of highly trained reptile exterminators (in fetching silver overalls and matching helmets) race to the rescue, armed with dry ice and flame throwers. But will even they be able to handle the ferocious monster boa that leads the reptilian rampage?

Totally outrageous from start to finish, with endless animal violence (no budget for fancy animatronics in this one!), 'crazy' Hong Kong comedy (speeded up footage ala Benny Hill, a fat woman who eats like a pig, and an old bloke whose hair stands on end), snake-fu, and dreadful disco dancing, Calamity of Snakes is one of those rare treats that makes hunting for obscure movies worthwhile. Apart from a few talkative scenes which do slow down the action a little, this is pure trash entertainment.

Calamity of Snakes - 1982 (This Film Rates a A- ) A subtitled Taiwanese horror film.

At a construction site a contractor feels pressured to cut corners in order to finish the apartment complex earlier than planned. During one of the inspections from the owner the construction crew finds a "nest" with thousands of snakes. They are ordered to kill them and move on as planned. The apartments open early and there are lots of new tenants who buy in. More snakes are found ans start to reck havoc. Sadly the owner of the complex is a real jerk with a rotten attitude. He misses all the warnings. The construction company hires a snake catcher to rid them of the problem but there are snakes of all different sizes lurking about. This guy knows how to rip apart these slithering repitles with his bare teeth and he has lightning fast kung fu reflexes. But it all takes its toll as he has meets his match (the ultimate massive python). Meanwhile thousands of slimy serpents invade the apartment complex to kill in dramatic fashion. An act of revenge. And who can blame the snakes after what happened to them. Can any of the humans be saved? There are a lot of brutal snake killings. Many close up shots of beheadings and severing bodies with lots of real guts and blood. There is also the skilnning of a live snake and ripping out its still beating heart as well as snake blood drinking. There are also animal on animal killings. All of these scenes are overlong and can offend some (ie Cannibal Holocaust's animal killings). A strong vintage 80's pulsating dark electronic soundtrack. There is awkward love making, countless snake bites and several WTF comedic moments that just make you laugh. But lets be honest. There is a fair amount of low budget cheese, bad acting and absurdness all over. If you hate snakes. This film is not for you!