- Patricia: Let me tell you what the problem with the stupid fucking world is. All the stupid people are breeding like mad having tens and tens of kids, while the cool people aren't having any! So, the population just keeps getting stupider and stupider! I mean, it's no wonder the whole world's going down the toilet.
- Michele: I believe in love! I mean there's gotta be something for people to cling to besides TV right?
- Andy: All I really want is to be happy for like, one second. Be able to look around and not just see shit. Say 'hey, it's a beautiful day.' I want to enjoy life while I'm still young enough to appreciate it. I mean, that's what it's all about, right?
- Tommy: I suck! I don't deserve to live. I just wanna lie down in the middle of the road and get run over by a suzuki samurai.