- Carly Norris: You've been spending too much time with your vibrator.
- Judy Marks: I certainly have - I've been getting a plastic yeast infection!
- Carly Norris: You watch these people?
- Zeke Hawkins: So do you, Carly, with your telescope. I just have better technology. You want gossip? I'll give you real gossip. Real life, Carly. It's better than any book. Better than any movie. It's a soap opera. It's real life. It's a tragedy, it's funny, it's sad, it's unpredictable.
- Gus Hale: How can I call you when I don't know your name?
- Carly Norris: How can you not know my name if you knew my apartment number?
- Gus Hale: Our doormen are spoiled, five bucks gets you only half the information.
- Gus Hale: You just really, well you look like someone.
- Carly Norris: Someone you like, or someone you dislike?
- Judy Marks: How is he? Give me the goods. Is he insatiable? I bet he's insatiable. They all are at that age. Lead pencils, that's what they are. I hate you. I really, really hate you. I mean, I go away with the other one, right, for what I think is going to be a hot, steamy weekend - and you're reloading a lead pencil. I must have done something terrible in my past life.
- Zeke Hawkins: Why don't you come over here with me and lie down?
- Carly Norris: Why? So you can talk dirty to me some more?
- Vida Warren: You're all moved in, then? .
- Carly Norris: Oh, God, no. I hate it
- Vida Warren: I know. It's worse than anal intercourse.
- Zeke Hawkins: Come on, open the door. Now. Now, Carly! Open the fucking door! Come on, open this cocksucking door, now! Open up! Come on! Open up the fucking door, Carly, now!
- Judy Marks: Who is he? Do I know him? Tell me. Tell me!
- Carly Norris: You met him.
- Judy Marks: I met him? And I didn't pin him to the wall and ravish him myself? And you got him? Now I'm pissed!
- Jack Landsford: This guy has more false fronts, more high-powered attorneys than Richard *fucking* Nixon!
- Zeke Hawkins: What about the panties?
- Carly Norris: Panties?
- Zeke Hawkins: Yes. The panties! Are you wearing the panties?
- Judy Marks: We went to Montauk. Stayed in a cabin.
- Carly Norris: What happened?
- Judy Marks: Nothing. Not a damn thing. The earth definitely did not move. All he did was ask about you! You know, you should go out with him. Just to find out for me if he's even got a pencil.
- Jack Landsford: I'll bet it's something blue. Something intimate. Something lacy. Something whorish.
- Carly Norris: You like playing games, don't you?
- Zeke Hawkins: I like playing games with people who like playing games.
- Carly Norris: What game do I like to play?
- Judy Marks: Something's going on, I can smell it. You've probably been having multiple orgasms. You've probably been fucking your brains out.
- Zeke Hawkins: [at a high-end restaurant] Did you like the bra and panties?
- Carly Norris: Yes.
- Zeke Hawkins: Are you wearing them?
- Carly Norris: Maybe.
- Zeke Hawkins: I think you are. Show me.
- Carly Norris: Right here?
- Carly Norris: Do you tape these?
- Zeke Hawkins: Yes.
- Carly Norris: Did you tape us?
- Zeke Hawkins: Would you like to see?
- Carly Norris: Yes.