Night Eyes Three

Talk about your bad, bad B-movies! My boyfriend rented this one for us to watch, and I spent most of the movie either making fun of it (When Tweed says the line "I'm not even Zoe Clairmont", I replied with, "No, you're Shannon Tweed!") or pointing out the huge plotholes. I didn't even think the sex scenes were that erotic. They were just....there. Overall, a really, REALLY bad movie.

(1993) Night Eyes 3 EROTIC THRILLER

Straight-to-rental starring, directed and co-written by Andrew Stevens with one time Playboy of the Year Shannon Tweed of many low budget T and A movies, who's now married to Gene Simmons of the music band KISS. And I must confess, that I didn't properly watched this movie since I'm already aware that the thin plot was only an excuse, to showcase really fake make out scenes, so basically you're only seeing this for the nudity because there's nothing erotic about seeing a movie full of plastics and second rate acting, and a non-existent plot. I mean to me, you see one erotic Tweed movie, then you pretty much seen them all. Looking at many straight-to-rental erotic films in the 80s and 90's used to be a substitute, as underage teenagers weren't old enough to rent hard core movies, saying that they were alternatives to something bigger. I came across this one when I bought a box of previously viewed VHS videos as there are some good movies that are obscure to find on DVD and in this day and age one can buy these VHSs by the bundle for a really good price- second hand of course. And I must say I couldn't believe how boring Night Eyes 3 was even by using the fast forward button while playing. This is the second of six movies Shannon Tweed starred with Andrew Stevens. Bomb.

By this point in the franchise Andrew Stevens had entirely taken over. Here we see him not only lead but write, direct and produce. Sadly that did the film absolutely no favors.

With it's more than slight provocative cover Night Eyes 3 brings more of exactly the same generic erotic thriller "Goodness" but here with some really baffling writing.

Andrew Stevens returns as Will Griffith, the security guard with a habit of falling for the women he's protecting. In part 2 he fell for Shannon Tweeds character and the movie ended with them as a couple, so they're picking up from there right? right? Well no, this time Will Griffith is again falling for a woman he's protecting and she's yet again played by Shannon Tweed but she's a different character. Still with me? So that absolutely monumentally sucks.

Also starring Tweeds sister Tracy, this will appeal only to fans of the originals. Not because it's the same character/franchise, but more because it's the same movie mildly remixed.

The Good:

Not really

The Bad:

Doesn't follow on from part 2

More of the same

Boy I just love it when titty movies try to take themselves seriously, just like every shanan tweed movie does. And they sure are fun. This movie could have used a little more spice and perhaps some more suger. Overall this was a boring pillow hug with rosy smells and bunny's named Cheechee. -*1/2 stars

Another typical outing from the prolific team of Andrew Stevens and Shannon Tweed. He plays the same character in all three "Night Eyes" films, but Tweed, who was the wife of a diplomat in "II", is a famous TV action star in "III". A definite sense of deja vu dominates this run-of-the-mill "thriller", which has less sex, nudity and violence than the previous installments, but no more interest. Not worth seeing....and the luscious Tracy Tweed is criminally underused. (*1/2)