- Fong Sai-Yuk: [assaults "intruder"] Who are you?
- Mother Fong: [removes disguise] I'm your mother.
- Fong Sai-Yuk: Wow. Mom! You look just like a man!
- Mother Fong: Yeah, and I just won Tiger Lu's daughter's hand in marriage.
- Fong Sai-Yuk: Does Dad know?
- Mother Fong: Nooo!