- Coach Jimmy Dugan: No crying! What's Jimmy Dugan's most important rule?
- Doris Murphy: Never vomit on your shoes.
- Coach Jimmy Dugan: *Baseball* rules!
- Betty Horn: You wanna leave? You're stinking up the place.
- Ernie Capadino: I'll have you know this is a 25 cent cigar.
- Betty Horn: Who said anything about a cigar?
- Ernie Capadino: Apparently learning to wear shoes has made them irritable.