Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity

As I have mentioned before I'm a huge fan of Brinke Stevens,so I decided to buy this movie. AND I LOVED IT!!! The robots were so funny! They looked like they were controlled by a remote control. Also, I liked how the girls(including brinke) ran around in their underwear being hunted most of the time. And the guy who played the bad guy was so laughable! Talk about a bad case of overacting! Anyways, I still loved this movie! It's the type of movie where you eat tons of pizza, and drink alot of beer!

It is difficult to understand how some criticize a movie because its title doesn't make sense (like most science fiction titles?), or because the acting was poor (look at the box and read the credits before buying). The title of "Slave Girls" should give you a hint that this is not to be taken seriously, but for what it was meant to be: a, hopefully, entertaining ninety minutes, or so, where you can enjoy beautiful women in and out of bikinis. Once again, if you are hoping for great cinema I suggest reading the box, or at least look at the picture before you rent this.

With that said, is it entertaining? I found this to be an enjoyable variation on the classic short story, "The Most Dangerous Game." It has humor, doesn't take itself seriously, and is certainly easy on the eyes.....and brain. No thinking is required for this move. Just enjoy it for what it is.

Two attractive women named "Daria" (Elizabeth Kaitan) and "Tisa" (Cindy Beal) have been captured on their home worlds and are being sent by a prison spaceship to another planet as slaves. They manage to escape from their chains and steal a small escape craft which then crash-lands on an island of a nearby planet. Traveling through the jungle they come upon a castle which is ruled by a man named "Zed" (Don Scribner) who eagerly extends his hospitality. Also there are two other survivors from an earlier spaceship crash named "Shala" (Brinke Stevens) and her brother, "Rik" (Carl Horner). While Zed appears to be friendly they soon discover that his passion is hunting and they are to be the hunted. Now, obviously with a title like "Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity" a person shouldn't expect this to be a first-rate movie. And it clearly wasn't by any means due in large part to the extremely bad dialogue. Likewise, the acting wasn't that good but both Elizabeth Kaitan and Cindy Beal made up for it with their alluring attire throughout the movie. I certainly had no complaints. Even so, there was definitely room for improvement overall and if the director (Ken Dixon) had a larger budget and better writers this would certainly have been much better. As it is though, I have to rate it as slightly below average.

Titan movie has Elizabeth Cayton and Cindy Beal as slave girls who escape from a prison craft and end up on a strange planet. Fairly fun movie with good creatures from John Carl Buechler's workshop and watchable acting from the leads. It's a shame that Elizabeth Cayton has quit acting (now employed as an office assistant for a radical American political figure) as she is attractive enough and talented enough to make the film work. Good score by Carl Dante for what is a pleasing effort from early Full Moon territory. Not terribly sexy but with plenty of skin on show those not bothered about production values should also find something to enjoy.

This is not a bad movie. It isn't a good one or even a good B-movie, well, B movie isn't the right category, T & A is more appropriate. I mean, when your movie's protagonists are as underdressed as these girls, well I think you get my meaning. But for what it is, it is surprisingly well made. The whole setup of the film is essentially a remake (or adaptation) of A Dangerous Game. Some bikini-clad girls escape from a slave ship and crash land on a mysterious planet only to be hunted by a crazy rich guy. Wow, I can't wait until these guys do Moby Dick. The film is enjoyable, the film I mean, not the breasts. Duoh! I better shut up. Yes, I would recommend this to anyone who falls asleep during a baseball game on tv only to wake up five hours later to have this on.