- Ship's Captain: He's going to the jungles of Africa, slippers won't save him.
- Big Bad Joe: Captain, I've been appointed as this boy's caretaker for the remainder of this journey.
- Ben: Captain, my father arranged for a guide to meet us.
- Ship's Captain: A guide huh? He'll probably eat you
- [laughs]
- Ship's Captain: .
- Mozambo: Are you the captain of this here bucket?
- Ship's Captain: This is the African Queen, not some bucket! It's a ship, and it's my ship, and you can go to hell!
- Big Bad Joe: that damn monkey is never around when you want him and when you do want him where the hell is he?