- Leo Nova: [reveals bulletproof vest after being shot by Rita Rizzoli in the chest] Kevlar, bitch!
- Rita Rizzoli: [shoots him again in the throat, sending him crashing into a car windshield] Smith & Wesson, asshole!
- Bartender: Do you want a glass?
- Rita Rizzoli: Do I want a glass? No, wrap it in a taco dumb motherf - -er, yes I want a glass.
- Deputy Getz: Hey, stay bent over like that and I'll show you a good time.
- Rita Rizzoli: Oh yeah? one quick hump and you'd be in the hospital honey.
- Deputy Getz: Hey Rizzoli, you ever get it doggy style?
- Rita Rizzoli: No, but tell me, what's it like?
- Rita Rizzoli: Now, either you take your time, and get the f - - outta here, or I'm gonna cut your dick off
- Cowboy Hat: [petrified] I have to go now...
- Deputy Getz: What the hell kept ya? Stopped to pick up a a sailor?
- Rita Rizzoli: Yeah, I almost had one too, but your mother beat me to him.
- Zack Jaeger: I'm gonna break inside your apartment, and I'm gonna kick your ass, and then maybe for dessert I'll f - - your brains out
- Rita Rizzoli: [chokes with laughter] Be still my heart!
- Zack Jaeger: You's think this is a lot of talk?
- Rita Rizzoli: I hope not, cause you're everything I've ever wanted in a man! I mean really, a snot-nosed little whip-dick, in designer jeans?
- Carl Jimenez: How did it go?
- Rita Rizzoli: Oh fine if you don't mind getting your ass chewed. Fortunately I have more ass than he's got teeth.
- Rita Rizzoli: You know, now that I see you, it raises a question in my mind.
- Conrad Kroll: Yeah, what's that?
- Rita Rizzoli: Does that come in adult size?
- Deputy Getz: [a witness is speaking Chinese] What is she saying?
- Shigeta: I told you, I speak *Japanese* not *Chinese*.
- Deputy Getz: Is there a difference?