- Dr. Robert Anderson: [after a passionate make-out session with Eva, awkward in Jenny's presence] Wait a minute. Let me catch my breath.
- Eva Gordon: I don't want you to breathe. I don't want you to do anything. I want you with me always!
- [returns to making out with Robert, ignoring Jenny. Kathy laughs through her tubes in the trauma center]
- Eva Gordon: Let's get one thing straight! A successful semester to me means making out with as many cute boys as possible. Let's put it this way: anything in pants!