- General George S. Patton Jr.: [the General is paralyzed, and is talking to his doctors] If there's no doubt in your minds that I'll be paralyzed for the rest of my life, then let's cut out all of this crap right now and let me die.
- General George S. Patton Jr.: [General Patton's staff car has been stopped, and the guard wants to see the General's ID] Hap, we have a gentleman here who is not impressed with Old Blood and Guts... What do I do?
- Gen. Hobart 'Hap' Gay: Charm him, Georgie.
- Gen. Hobart 'Hap' Gay: [to Patton about Bedell Smith] Watch out for Bedell... He's Ikes personal hatchet man.
- General George S. Patton Jr.: A son-of-a-bitch is what he is.
- [Patton chuckles]
- General George S. Patton Jr.: There's never been a better chance of producing a war in Europe than we have right now... With the German troops I'm holding and my own men, I can push the Russians all the way back to Moscow.
- General George S. Patton Jr.: [General Patton and General Gay are riding through the streets of a bombed out Germany] I don't know, Hap... All I wanted to do was help rebuild Germany... All this bally-hoo about denazification...
- Gen. Hobart 'Hap' Gay: I know, but you were Ike's champion end-runner... When you didn't follow his directive, he took you out of the game... It's as simple as that.
- General George S. Patton Jr.: [General Patton is telling General Gay about his dog, Willie] I got him from a pound in London, ugliest thing I've ever seen... He's gonna be a real scrapper I thought... I'm gonna name him after William the Conquerer... He's the biggest coward in dogdom... Maybe I should have slapped him.
- [Patton chuckles]
- Gen. Hobart 'Hap' Gay: Very funny.