- Cliff Murphy: God, it's funny.
- Jennifer: What?
- Cliff Murphy: You can go months and months waiting for some kind of a change in your life. And when you least expect it, it just tumbles in right out of the blue. You know what I mean?
- Jennifer: Sure. I know what you mean.
- Juliet Powell: [Seeing Cliff the morning after he slept with Jennifer] So... how did it go?
- Cliff Murphy: You mean what base did I get to?
- Sara Rudnick: Cliff, you've got to give up this ridiculous pretence. "Yes, I slept with Caroline Chambers". "No, not really, it wasn't the real Mrs Chambers". And now you're telling me some story about some woman on top of a bus!
- Cliff Murphy: The side of the bus!
- Sara Rudnick: Top, side, what's the difference! This story is killing us!
- Cliff Murphy: [Surprising Jennifer in her apartment] Why the hell would you be scared of me? You know I didn't kill anyone.
- Sara Rudnick: [Meeting Cliff secretly] I can get disbarred for this.
- Cliff Murphy: Yeah? I could get hung!
- Cliff Murphy: [to his lawyer] I'm tired of all this lawyer horseshit! I'm not asking about my case - I wanna know if you believe me!
- Sara Rudnick: Basically your statement to the DA goes something like this. You met a woman about a week ago, she took you home, you had sex with her on the living room floor. She left, and you found Arthur Chambers dead in the master bedroom.
- Cliff Murphy: What did Caroline say?
- Sara Rudnick: How long have you known her?
- Cliff Murphy: I met her the night before, in a bar.
- [Looks away in embarrassment]
- Cliff Murphy: Yeah, it's cheap.
- Sara Rudnick: Maybe. But they won't convict you for being cheap. And don't worry, neither will I.