- Rip Thomas: What's that SMELL?
- Limo Driver: Dooo... dooo... doookie!
- Rip Thomas: [disgusted] "Dookie"?
- Commentator #1: Mean Gene, how DARE you criticize how I dress? I dress for the occasion. And this is a stupidous occasion and I dress of course, stupidously!
- Commentator #2: Stupidously would have to be the word. Jesse, this has got to be the hottest ticket in town. This thing has been sold out for weeks!
- Rip Thomas: Rip 'em! Rip 'em! Rip 'em! Come on, Randy! Let's go, Charlie! We're gonna take on Jake Bullet!
- Announcer: Get ready the battle that no ropes can hold.