The Carpenter

This movie is a classic horror movie in Norway. It's intensely scary yet sensitive. With the ever so talented Wing Hauser as the crazed carpenter, though it's special effects are rather outdated. But it's complex plot and intensely scary music more than makes up for it.

They just don't make them like this anymore. An instant classic.

10 out of 10. BRAVO

Released from hospital after a nervous breakdown, Alice Jarett (Lynne Adams) moves into a country house with her philandering husband Martin (Pierre Lenoir), who has employed a team of workmen to renovate the property. At night, after the workmen have gone home and as Martin sleeps (having taken tranqs), Alice hears noises and investigates, discovering a lone carpenter (played by straight-to-video star Wings Hauser) hard at work. The genial craftsman befriends the flaky housewife, and becomes her guardian angel, using his handy array of power-tools to take care of those who mean to do her harm. It eventually transpires that Alice's new friend is the ghost of Ed, the man who originally built their home, and who was executed in the electric chair after killing those who tried to repossess his property.

I first saw The Carpenter in the wee hours at an all-night horror festival and struggled to stay focused thanks to the film's rather slow pace. But even with me wide awake this time around, the languorous approach still made this one drag quite a bit. As the carpenter with a screw loose (pun intended), Hauser absolutely nails it (pun also intended), being both charismatic and menacing, and there are a couple of reasonably bloody death scenes, but for much of the time I was bored (bored... board... geddit? OK, I was struggling with that one!).

As an aficionado of 1980's horror flicks and having a general appreciation of the, er ...let us say 'cinematic oeuvre' of Wings Hauser, I was surprised to recently discover the film title The Carpenter. Surprised in that I had no recollection of having seen this and hadn't heard of it before. Figured it'd be good for some retro/nostalgic cheesy laughs. I mean, the movie poster of a wide-eyed Hauser brandishing a bloody drill basically sealed the deal in terms of me watching it, despite the other overwhelmingly lukewarm reviews - most of which were 4 stars or less - on this site which I had read in advance of getting a copy.

Well, I will say the general reviewer consensus here wasn't inaccurate.

I suppose my not having heard of the movie has to do with it being a very low budget undertaking - reportedly made for under a million bucks - that was made in Canada, may have had a limited theatrical release back in the day but feels like something that was quickly released to cable tv and home video rentals and subsequently forgotten.

On the plus side, while I suppose The Carpenter could be generally termed a slasher flick it wasn't a completely mindless one in that it didn't copy the Heavy Breathing Masked Killer With A Pointy Weapon Chasing Horny Teens theme which had been done to death by the time the 1980's were coming to a close. There was SOME originality in terms of the plot concept and characters.

I won't go into much of a detailed plot synopsis, mostly because by way of explanation reviewing The Carpenter really doesn't require one. The basic crux is a recently institutionalized wife who suffered a nervous breakdown moves into a large house in the country purchased by her husband while she was in the looney bin. The house needs a fair number of renovations, so her husband hires a general contracting crew to fix the place up. One of the crew is Wings Hauser, whose general labor specialty is that of (you guessed it) a carpenter. An insane, homicidal carpenter. That's about all the info setup one needs to generally guess where the story is headed toward.

I will say I did find the initial plot setup of some interest. I actually thought lead actress Lynne Adams turned in a decent performance portraying the crazy wife. And Wings did not disappoint as the nutty, murderous workman.

Beyond the somewhat unique premise and the capable performances of leads actors Adams and Hauser, though, the rest of the movie didn't really get the job done even within the limited parameters of the film. Obviously, The Carpenter was an inexpensive horror flick from the get-go. Even with that said, outside of Adams and Hauser the rest of the cast turned in amateurish performances. The pacing is alternately disjointed (lots of 'is this a dream/hallucination or really happening' moments) and VERY slow moving. The Carpenter is not even quite 90 minutes long but feels much longer, which had the effect of making the conclusion a bit underwhelming in that when it finally arrives it was more of a sense of relief the movie was over than one of shock or surprise.

For whatever it is worth, I watched The Carpenter in the form of the 2025 Vinegar Syndrome bluray restored in 2K from a 35mm release print. Apparently, this version includes some extended and/or previously unreleased kill scenes taken from a lower grade workprint, easily visually distinguishable from the original release due to the slightly grainy quality of the insertions. In terms of the slasher violence content, as a fan of the genre there's really nothing particularly unique or scary in those scenes (as is true for the movie in general re: scary effectiveness). So, if one is a real diehard Wings Hauser fan who collects his movies, I suppose there is a bit of value to be had. Short of that, The Carpenter is a bit forgettable and thus very skippable.

I like watching Wings Hauser and in 'The Carpenter' he could be classified the sole interest for giving this one a look. However I guess I like it more than others seem to do, even though I wouldn't call it excellent, but this low-budget straight video ditch is a modest achievement in the psycho thriller genre.

Alice (a reliable performance by Lynn Adams) and her husband have moved to a country estate, after she was release from hospital due to a mental break down. To keep her mind of the fact that her husband is cheating on her and her recurring nightmares, she finds comfort in the carpenter that's repairing her house. But there's something not quite right about him, as he begins to use his tools on those who cause any trouble to Alice.

Other than Hauser's performance (who perfectly nails down a quietly uneasy intensity), it's the hallucinogenic air that makes this a strange little package. This quality is rather profound as we don't know if it's all in the heroine's head (as she is recovering from an nervous breakdown), or maybe it's a simple psychopath or it could it be something out of left field involving the supernatural. It teases, nonetheless it's answered for us midway through and in certain aspects (due to the path it takes) it can feel absurdly daft.

True handyman horror! Hauser's uses hammers, nail guns and vice grips to dish up some unpleasant acts of violence, while also managing to spit out mannered dialogues about hard work and craftsmanship. It's all in a hard days work. The majority of the scenes occur around the house, close quarters and some under lit scenes amongst shadowy areas. The serviceable story is low-key, and David Wellington's direction keeps it basic making it sharply well-made. Although the pacing can become plodding, and latter end skews in to mundane territory. Pierre Bundock music score is hauntingly angelic, and pretty much bombards the air.

The Carpenter would not appear to be a very well liked film, and it's really not difficult to see why. It seems that certain occupations lend themselves to horror; while dentistry, for example, has obvious horror themes that can spring from it, all carpentry has is the idea of someone murdering people with his tools, this idea has been used many times before and generally isn't all that interesting anyway. The fact that the plot here focuses on a dead carpenter who has come back for revenge doesn't really help since that idea is also massively overused. The plot is also rather boring in the way it plays out. However, I do have to say, in spite of all that I've already said, that The Carpenter isn't a film without any merits at all. Wings Hauser is good in the title role, and the scenes that see him taking some revenge on various people that he doesn't like are generally quite well done. The way he yacks on about 'the working man' etc can be a little dreary, but the delivery is good and Hauser makes for an effective villain. Overall, however, I have to say that The Carpenter is not a great film and there's not enough about it for me to recommend it.