- Billy Thomas: I'm smart, too. I got three-seventy-five... and five-forty on the Master-Blaster.
- Mario: [awestruck] Jeez.
- Tony Baccola: Wait. Master-Blaster? What is that?
- Mario: Its a video game, Tony!
- Tony Baccola: Yeah, I should've known you'd know!
- Costello: Yin, I want the million, and I want it now in cash.
- Tin Lum Yin: [to his men] Kill them! Kill them all!
- Scott Monroe: What do you wanna drink?
- Diablo: You should do something about your face, bro. Get me some tequila.
- Morgan Garrett: Well, if it isn't one of Yin's slimeballs, Tiger Joe.
- Tiger Joe: Well, at least you got the name right.
- Billy Thomas: [Billy enters the cage, and extends his hand to his opponent] Hi, I'm Billy...
- Wrestler: FUCK YOU!
- [kicks him]
- [first lines]
- Scott Monroe: Dragon One, this is Blazer! Dragon One, this is Blazer, come in!
- Pilot: I copy, Blazer. ETA 2 minutes, over.
- Scott Monroe: Get your butt in here now!
- Pilot: [to the rear gunner] We're taking rounds! Put some fire down now!
- Door Gunner: Right, captain!
- Scott Monroe: Dragon One, do you copy? Dammit, pick us up!
- Pilot: That's a negative, Blazer, the area's too hot!
- Scott Monroe: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, GET YOUR ASS IN HERE NOW!