Options

My review was written in April 1989 after watching the movie on Vestron video cassette.

Hollywood's recent back to southern Africa movement continues with the meek comedy "Options", currently in regional theatrical release.

Sort of a destitute man's "Romancing the Stone", pic limns the misadventures of nerdy Matt Salinger, a Stanford Business School grad working in Hollywood as a studio specialist in optioning real-life stories for the purpose of making telefilms.

He's sent to Zambia by greedy boss James Keach to track down Princess Nicole (Polish star Joanna Pacula), heir to the Belgian throne and descendent of Queen Victoria. She's been disinherited, is on the rebound from a failed marriage and is currently studying African elephants.

Slapstick footage goes nowhere in a hurry, with Pacula and later Salinger kidnapped, escaping several times with the aid of money-grubbing black sidekick John Kani. Salinger persists his stuffy talk and stuffier attitude until going native and eventually bedding the lovely Pacula.

Helmer Camilo Vila, who previously made the Vestron horror release "The Unholy", displays little flair for comedy. Oddest gag has Salinger & Pacula in a dark cave singing "Do You Know the Way to San Jose?" which has thematic relevance and is reprised by Dionne Warwick over the end credits.

Very dum touch has prominently credited guest stars Eric Roberts and Susan Anton only appearing for a few seconds following the end credits, portraying Salinger & Pacula in the telefilm version of their adventures.

Salinger struggles with an unflattering role. Pacula looks great as ever, but is still awaiting a worthy Hollywood assignment.

Tech credits are fine.

Don't get me wrong, this is not a GREAT movie, but if its on t.v., its definitely worth watching. Its basically one of those typical 80's movie thats only shown on Comedy Central or USA. But its not half bad, its written pretty good and quite funny at times.

I saw this when i was young and i enjoy it to this day. Has some pretty good songs and an interesting plot. Worth a watch on a rainy day. There are some pretty funny parts and the locations seems pretty believable that you are in Africa. I would really be surprised if this movie was really shot there but it looks good. The acting was overly poor in parts but what do you expect from a low budget 80's movie that did not make it past VHS. LOL. The scene with the old spice and the brief case is one of my favorites of the film. AND you cannot beat the reality of which is today of the movie industry turning every crap idea into a movie which this movie is pretty much based on. I wish that more low budget movies where made like this.