- Stanley Coopersmith: I command you, Prince of Evil, heed my call. Give life to the instruments of my retribution.
- [Stanley's face changes into that of Father Esteban]
- Father Esteban: Imbue these creatures with your strength and force. Let them avenge me, and I will pledge my soul to you and serve you for all eternity!
- Hauptman: [Regarding possible excuses for Coopersmith's tardiness] I take it we can rule out extraterrestrial interference?
- Stanley Coopersmith: By the four beasts before the throne. By the fire which is about the throne. By the most holy and glorious name, Satan. I, Stanley Coopersmith will return. I WILL RETURN!
- Stanley Coopersmith: Maybe you're right. Maybe this puppy is better off not making it. It's a tough world out there. You got to be able to kick and scratch if you want to survive. I found that out right after my parents died. From what I can tell, like these other pups, it's the ones that can do the most pushing and shoving that get the biggest piece of the pie.