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This is one of the crazy ones, along the lines of Buddha's Palm or Holy Flame of the Martial World, though not as fun or inventive. Danny Lee plays a scholar who is uninterested in kung fu, who pursues the "Red Python" which can grant great power. His task is complicated by his philandering father, the cute Lin Chen-chi and her magical snakes, and angry Tanny Tien-ni and her dagger-shooting leg bone.

The movie is filled wacky costumes, fake monsters, goofy visual effects, and kung fu "laser" beams. As short as it is, it still gets a bit bogged down in dialogue and exposition. Still, there's enough craziness along the way to hold you until the mind-blowing ending , which features Danny Lee fighting a kung fu gorilla, and a man on retractable metal chicken legs who fires flames out of his mouth. Worth watching, at least for the ending.

A bookish young man named Tuan Yu (Danny Lee) believes that he doesn't need to learn to fight; his father, the brother of the king, disagrees and Tuan Yu decides to walk about in the world to see if he does need that skill. He soon meets Chung Ling-erh (Chen-Chi Lin), a snake-loving girl, who promises to teach him kung fu if he will teach her to read. In the meantime, Miss Mu (Ni Tien) is a fighter without compare, who always wears a mask and vows to either kill or marry any man who sees her face. The three soon find themselves facing all sorts of danger, not least from the husband of a woman who was having an affair with Tuan Yu's father. They will need to find a red snake, a deadly green toad and a lot of courage to make it through....

This is one of the Shaw Brothers films that makes almost no sense if you try to think about it logically, but is a lot of fun to look at anyway. There's all sorts of mayhem, including a gorilla (or rather, a man in a gorilla suit), bullet-like objects being shot from some characters' fingers, a guy who periodically belches out fire and oh, so much more! This film was rushed out just four or five months after the original "Star Wars" film, which it definitely seeks to emulate in terms of what were then state-of-the-art special effects; and it looks just as silly to modern eyes today as that original "Star Wars" does (I mean that affectionately). Tons of fun!

Within the opening few minutes of Battle Wizard, you are sure to guess just what kind of movie you're in for! As an angry husband bursts into the room, cursing his cheating wife, her lover leaps through a window then proceeds to shoot lasers from his fingers, eventually cutting the lower legs of the husband...

Stereotyped and honorary Hong Kong cop Danny Lee, had starred in a number of Shaw Brothers hits before fans got used to seeing him play a member of the police force in any number of Hong Kong films. A few of those Shaw's hits were pretty odd offerings, although still highly entertaining, and Battle Wizard is one such movie!

Director Pao Hsueh Li brings Louis Cha's novel 'The Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils' to life with outrageous action scenes, crazy characters and monsters. From the girl who charms snakes into peoples bodies with a wiggle of her nose, to the hard-skulled, razor-teethed, bad guy with a retractable lobster claw on a chain (who runs at incredible speed), and the masked beauty who fires darts from her large bone-shaped weapon; Battle Wizard opens with 30 minutes of insanity that will either have you laughing-out-loud and falling for its bizarre charm, or reaching for the control to switch it off.

Danny Lee is hilarious as the young scholar who finds himself in the wrong place at the wrong time, constantly getting slapped about by the girls, getting into trouble with the bad guys, and eventually becoming a kung-fu master. He gains such powers by wrestling in a river with a giant red python, before biting its neck and sucking its blood. Because of that, we get the line made famous by Keanu in The Matrix, as Danny Lee comments, 'I know kung-fu..!' Mind you, that's if you are watching the classic English dub, something I must recommend to add to the fun and excitement of watching Battle Wizard.

While the main cast makes a change from most Chang Cheh or Lau Kar Leung hits, they still impress and we get to see some bit-parts by legends such as Yuen Cheung Yan, Corey Yuen Kwai, Yuen Wah, Yuen Shun Yee, and even the Bastard Swordsman himself, Tsui Siu Keung shows up for some action. While the fights aren't as intricate as something choreographed by Lau Kar Leung or the Yuen Clan, they still provide a lot of entertainment and great moves. Shaw Brothers veterans, Tong Gaai and Wong Pau Gei handle the fight choreography providing endless amounts of fantastical kung-fu, using weapons and finger lasers as fighters face off against each other. Around the hour mark we get a fantastic battle as the bad guys attack and an imprisoned Lee takes on a gorilla. As the gorilla proves to be a worthy opponent, Danny resorts to eating a magic toad that makes him invincible to the point where he puts the hairy beast to the ground with one zap of a laser, then proceeds to rip its arm off!

The abused lover from the beginning, who was made a cripple by having his knees zapped by such a finger laser, now returns for revenge, complete with extendable, metal chicken legs - I kid you not - who can also breathe fire and palm-blast fireballs!

With many great sets and detailed costumes, as with most Shaw's productions, you certainly can't deny the effort put in to the production. Offering many wild special effects much like Bastard Swordsman, Holy Flame Of The Martial World and Demon Of The Lute which are all worth the watch...

Director Pao, who worked alongside Chang Cheh on many classics also directed many great films such as The Boxer From Shantung, Delightful Forest and The Kung Fu Emperor with Ti Lung which I really enjoy. Battle Wizard surprises with its very short running time, and will hardly go down as one of the finest Shaw's productions, but it still proves to be highly entertaining - if not for the added bonus of some unintentional laughs.

Overall: Worth a watch and great fun, Battle Wizard is one crazy film!

This move has it all! Copystrike potential, knees, no knees, snakes, blood sucking and lasers.

The acting and editing is on point aswell.

*clap clap* 10/10

THE BATTLE WIZARD is a wacky, effects-fuelled martial world romp from Shaw that once again features Danny Lee in a kind of superhero-style role. This one came out just four months after STAR WARS and may have been influenced by that film's reliance on then-cutting edge FX technology. It's a short, fast-paced little adventure, with a ton of action and bizarre touches to make it enjoyable; Chiang Tao's half-human terminator and the fighting gorilla are highlights here. The guy with metal legs is also a hoot, and Tien Ni has a great role as a conflicted femme fatale.