- Armageddon T. Thunderbird: If God had not intended for some people to be poor, then He would not have had The Bible published in paperback.
- Abbot Thelonious: I think it's glorious, at your age and still celibate.
- Brother Ambrose: I was celibate again last night, Father.
- Abbot Thelonious: Good. Who with?
- Brother Ambrose: Myself. Three times.
- Abbot Thelonious: Ooh, careful! Four will be pride.
- Brother Ambrose: I thought virtue was its own reward.
- Armageddon T. Thunderbird: Of course it is. That's why it doesn't attract the top talent.
- Armageddon T. Thunderbird: [referring to the lord] We must seek him! And we must hail him! Seek! Hail! Seek! Hail!
- [repeating, making his crowd chant. Starting to sound like sieg heil]
- Armageddon T. Thunderbird: Seek! Hail! Seek! Hail!