Rappin'

There's a reason that Rappin isn't mentioned in the same way that Krush Groove or Wild Style is, and that is because its terrible.

This movie is exactly what you would expect a white Jewish director who doesn't understand Hip Hop culture would make. Its an obvious cash grab attempt from when those in the media mainstream believed that Hip Hop was just another young people trend that could be used to make money in the short term, because it wouldn't last the year. One of the main problems is that this is pitched as a kids movie, which just isn't what Golan Globus do. The only good part of the movie is the fight scene at the end, which actually started to look gritty like one of the Death Wish films, albeit with toned down violence.

Another issue is the music and "rappin", which is at the same level as the white rapper in Scary Movie 3. It also doesn't help that we have people rapping instead of normal conversations, which has never been part of the culture. Its strange seeing Ice T make an appearance, because he is so camp its almost unbelievable. Although he is rapping about guns as per usual. It just doesn't look menacing because he is wearing a skin tight read leather suit. He apparently does some of the raps in the movie, which I couldn't identify, but regardless the quality of the music and lyrics in this is terrible.

We have your standard 80's style gang beef and clumsy social commentary, we all know how the story will go.

The only surprise for me was Eric LaSalle from E. R. and Coming To America, along with Van Peebles in the starring role. There are other 80's rap faces and some terrible dance scenes, the worst being guys pretending to be itchy and scratching while a DJ scratches. Connecting Hip Hop scratching to psoriasis was not something I needed.

All in all its probably the worst rap movie there is and is only really of interest to see just how badly they got it wrong. Its a very hard watch if you are a Hip Hop fan due to the cringe element.

This movie is such a monumental collection of cheese and brilliance that I got to give it my highest level of fervent recommendation. It took a little while to grow on me, but once I saw it from beginning to end, I was sold for life. Everytime I watch this film, it gets funnier. There are so many funny scenes, it is endless amusement. This movie is epic. It ain't for everyone, but if you find the 1980s to be inherently funny, you will crack up at this monument of cheese. Mario Van Peebles is incredible, delivering his lines with bravado and soul ("Bathroom, Fool!"). Eriq LaSalle is great as the rightous tough guy Ice. Charles Flohe has a career making role as the villian. Tasia Valenza is enchanting as the love interest, Dixie. Melvin Plowden provides portly comic relief as Fats. Ice T wrote the rhymes that Mario spits. Simply incredible. 10/10

With the success of "Beat Street" and "Breakin'", Hollywood felt it was the right time to exploit the world of rap music. Keep in mind that this was 1985, and the music was still being promoted by the music. No videos, no shiny record covers, just the music and the people. With that in mind, someone felt it was pretty good to make a film about a few people struggling for a better life, and doing it by having each character rap during key moments in the movie. I don't know what they were thinking, maybe a "West Side Story" for the breakdancers? While this movie could (and should) be exposed as weak, there's a small part inside of you that you eat up like cake. Sure it's cheesy, but at the same time their hearts were in the right place, just not doing it correctly. Mario Van Peebles tries to rap, but the high/lowlight has got to be the ending of the movie, when the entire cast is given a few lines to rap, including the "cowboy" character. And you thought Eminem was the first white wonder.

Rappin has to be one of the most cliched hip hop films in history. The script is cheesy, the rappin is horrible and the soundtrack doesn't thump. Mario Van Pebbles may a good actor, but the man can't rap. I give this movie a -** out of ****

... and I mean both strange and hilarious. If you lived through that decade this film is even funnier as a bit of cheesy nostalgia. The plot devices could have been used in a Great Depression era programmer - the guy just out of the joint who wants to make good with a kid brother on the path to prison and the mom with a heart of gold, the pretty lady record producer with an abusive boyfriend who is a corny coupling of Elvis and Billy Idol in the looks department, the evil developer/landlord who is trying to drive out the poor people in the neighborhood so he can tear down the slums and make a fortune, and the developer's lackey who looks like the guy who was the runner up in getting the part of the mayor in Robocop.

There are the just plain weird rap acts, the trips through clubs where half of the women are dressed like Madonna wannabes with the electrocuted hair, the corny minimalist dialogue, and all of the guys wearing the single glove like that will make them Michael Jackson. Throwing a raincoat over the shoulder of B sixties cult film star Arch Hall Jr. wouldn't have made him Sinatra, and the single glove bit doesn't work wonders of transformation either.

Recommended for the unintended humor of it all, but do not watch it in the middle of the night if you are trying to get some sleep. The hilarity and unintended goofiness of the proceedings will wake you right up.