- Dahlgren: [after the CID realise they have very little information on the robber] Well, then we know what we have to do. We are to find a young man, shoe size 41, face looking like today's special, and will go around sneezing in about three days. Brilliant, gentlemen. Brilliant.
- Dahlgren: That's not my headache. I'm not your boss and for that I am grateful.
- Inspector Jarnebring: So are we.
- Dahlgren: Good. Than the feeling is mutual.
- Inspector Johansson: For fuck sake, Janis. It's as much my fault! If I hadn't asked you to take those damn shrimpshells... Come on! It happens to the best of us.
- Inspector Jarnebring: Now it feels as if it's happened to the worst.
- Inspector Johansson: [after Jarnebring has narrowly avoided a head-on collision with a lorry during the car chase, having tried to overtake a few cars but instead ending up on the other side of the road, unable to get back because of the traffic behind the lorry] I get so fed up with you, Jarnis, was it worth this? There are, like, ten cars coming after it now!
- Inspector Jarnebring: Ah well, we're alive, aren't we?
- Dahlgren: [as Jarnebring and Johansson are devastated, having had to admit losing an important piece of evidence when discarding some old shrimp shells] Well, now I think I'll go and have lunch. Are you coming? They might be serving shrimp omelette.
- Inspector Jarnebring: Sometimes the blindfold of Justitia can fall down and clog her mouth. It is called "national security".
- Kjell Göran Hedberg: We didn't see you guys, and we are damned grateful about it.
- Inspector Jarnebring: No of course not, damn it, we are detectives. Watch but don't be watched, that is the motto of the detective squad.
- Inspector Johansson: [sitting in a café after Jarnebring has lost a crucial piece of evidence, watching him depressedly pulling his tea bag up and down in his teacup] Any fish biting?