Breakin'

A true b-movie classic... pop and lock it, baby. Everything about this movie is funny watching it today. The wardrobes are awesome. They're so bad that they're good. The acting is so stilted and straight that you can't help but dig it, and the storyline is very predictable, but somehow does the job, and gets you to remain interested in the story in a 80's kind of way. This whole film is almost camp now. But the Break dancing is off the chain... Breaking 2 - Electric Boogaloo is even better! I'm surprised movies used to be this simple? Amazing how times and movies change, seems like usually for the better if you're looking at it from a modern sensibility. It's dated, but totally cool and fun to watch with friends...

The plot is simple, the acting is spare, but the dancing, which is the whole reason for the show, is exceptional and still fresh after 20 years. If you love dancing, give a view. If you love dancing, it won't disappoint you.

I just viewed an old tape of "Breakin'" last night. It's been 17 years since I first viewed it at the movies. However, I can't believe the powerful effect it still has on me. Yes, admittedly, the plot is not original, the screenplay is truly by-the-numbers, and the acting is generally amateurish. Yet, in spite of these shortcomings, the movie is still catchy, sincere, and engrossing. That's because of the talented stars who really love what they do, namely, breakdancing and "poppin' and lockin'," along with the stimulating, get-on-your-feet dance music.

This movie is like a time capsule of the 80s, with hints of the future. Moreover, I still find it to be inspirational, motivational, and hypnotic. Looking at these streetdancers and the jazz dancer go after their dreams with sheer determination, talent, and grit makes me want to jump up and do the same thing! Yes, I'm nearly fifty, but looking at this movie gave me another shot of adrenalin to do what I need to do in my daily life. "Ain't no stoppin' us" is the endless musical mantra in "Breakin'"...nothing stopped the dancers, and nothing's going to stop me, either. Watch "Breakin'" for yourself, and you'll see what I mean. 9/10 Rating.

Let's just say that I'm not surprised to see such a low rating for this movie. The acting was a joke. The plot, as predictable as can be. And Ice T sounds like pure shh... OK, now that we've gotten the bad stuff out of the way, let's sit back and enjoy the show. Because as other reviewers have said, this is an 80's flick. And yes everything about the 80's seems silly and lame to us now. But if you take a moment to think back, that's how the 80's were. Despite all it's weaknesses, this still is an enjoyable film. So loosen up, watch the movie, and have a little fun.

Oh and by the way, I'm giving this film a 9, not based it's technical merit, but purely for the fun factor!

I grew up in a town of 500 people. That is important to keep in mind while I tell this story. A town of 500 people in rural Illinois. No black people. When I was in junior high, my next door neighbors went through a serious breakdancing phase, and they recruited me to be on their gang? Team? Troupe? (what do you call a group of breakdancers? Let's go with "gang" because that sounds coolest) even though I couldn't break dance. I could do exactly one move -- that worm thing where you lay on your stomach and kind of flop your body forwards from feet to head like a centipede having a full body convulsion. Except I couldn't go forwards, only backwards. We called ourselves the Pop Lockers, without a hint of irony. We made matching t-shirts by painting on white undershirts, and even tried to recreate the look of urban graffiti as only a bunch of white rural kids who've never even seen a black person can.

Even in a town of only 500 people, we managed to find a rival break dance gang (maybe the Sharks? Though I might just be confusing my memories of childhood with "West Side Story"). We were always threatening to have a break dance rumble, but it never materialized.

I didn't see "Breakin'" when I was a kid. I only just now saw it for the first time on TCM. But in retrospect I'm guessing my neighbors did, and another piece of that whole puzzle has now fallen into place.

This is not the kind of movie you review. This is the kind of movie you watch if you want to enjoy a corny, pretty bad movie, or you don't watch if you don't. My rating of it is based on how entertained I was during it, not how good a movie I thought it was.

This is also the kind of movie you watch if you want to get a brief glimpse of Jean Claude Van Damme (yes, that Jean Claude Van Damme) dancing in the background of one scene while wearing a black unitard. And let's be honest, who doesn't want to see that?

Grade: B.