- [the kids have had enough of Venger foiling their attempts to get home]
- Eric: It's all Venger's fault! We oughtta do something about that guy.
- Hank: Eric's right!
- Eric: I am?
- Hank: Yeah, and we ARE going to do something about him!
- Eric: We are?
- Hank: That's right. The only chance we have of getting out of this world is if we take care of Venger once and for all.
- Shiela: But how? Nobody can stop Venger. Not even Dungeon Master!
- Hank: Wrong. There's one thing that can. A dragon: Tiamat.
- Eric: [shocked] You're crazy...
- Hank: The orcs took Bobby and me to their camp. I managed to escape, but Bobby couldn't.
- Shiela: That's a lie!
- Diana the Acrobat: Sheila! What's the matter?
- Shiela: I went to the orc camp. I saw Hank talking to the orcs. They were planning our capture. He's working for them now!
- [Kelek has just been busted for trying to usurp Venger's power]
- Bobby: [sing-song] Somebody's gettin' in trou-ble!
- Eric: [speaking to Presto] Did you hear what he said? No telling *what* we may run into.
- Dungeon Master: [appearing from nowhere] No telling?
- Eric: [shouts in startlement] Dungeon Master! Do you always have to do that?
- Dungeon Master: No. Not always.
- Eric: Huh?
- [Bobby has been bitten by a dragon turtle and is sick]
- Diana the Acrobat: There must be something we can do. We can't just let him get worse.
- Dungeon Master: The only cure - is the foot of a Yellowdragon.
- Eric: Oh great. What are we supposed to do? Waltz up to a yellow dragon and ask to borrow his foot?
- Dungeon Master: However, through defeat you shall find victory.
- Diana the Acrobat: What's that supposed to mean?
- Eric: It means the warranty has run out on Dungeon Master's brain.
- Eric: We're outnumbered ten to one!
- Diana the Acrobat: Alright then. You take two, I'll take eighteen.
- Venger: Beware what you say when you speak of magic, wizard, or you shall see who has the greater power.
- Dungeon Master: Just follow that path. But beware. You must never touch - the beauty - that breathes the beast.
- Eric: Beauty that breathes the beast? What is that, Cinderella with bad breath?
- [Bobby is walking with Sogor, both appear to be the same age]
- Sogor: How old are you Bobby?
- Bobby: Almost ten
- Sogor: And you're allowed to go out on your own? I wasn't allowed to go out on my own till I was 55!
- Bobby: Fifty-five? How old are you now?
- Sogor: Seventy-four.
- [Bobby drops his firewood and takes off running]
- [The Young Ones are trapped by a pack of wolves; a howl in the distance makes them suddenly leave]
- Shiela: What do you think scared them off?
- Eric: Simple Sheila, they took one look at my great strength; one look at my grim weapon.
- Diana the Acrobat: And one look at your grody face.
- [Bobby laughs loudly]
- Shiela: Make him tell what he did to Bobby! Where's my brother?
- Diana the Acrobat: Take it easy, Sheila.
- Shiela: But what if treason isn't the only thing he's guilty of? What if he's guilty of...