- Larry Rayder: [after Mary bit him and he lost control of the car] So help me, if you try another stunt like that again, I'm gonna braid your tits.
- Deke Sommers: When you people are through impressing each other, I'd like to get out and take a look at the car.
- Larry Rayder: I think I'm gonna screw Miss Mary. Do you mind, Deke?
- Mary Coombs: *I* mind!
- Larry Rayder: You didn't seem to mind last night. In fact, you were begging for more.
- Mary Coombs: Oh, yeah? Well, that shows you how little I was getting.
- Everett Franklin: [in helicopter pursuing Dodge Charger] I want 'em stopped.
- Helicopter Pilot: Stopped, how?
- Everett Franklin: I don't know how, I wouldn't be asking you if I knew how to fly this thing, would I? Now you listen to me, flyboy: I want 'em stopped, I don't give a good god damn if you gotta crash right into him. You hear me? 'Cause if you don't, you're gonna start screaming mayday, 'cause I'm gonna give it a try!
- Larry Rayder: You know what a man would do right now if he were smart?
- Deke Sommers: What?
- Larry Rayder: I don't know, I thought you'd know.
- Mary Coombs: [in car speeding towards opening drawbridge] Hey, wait a minute... why aren't we slowing down?
- Larry Rayder: [laughs] She doesn't know me very well, does she, Deke?
- Deke Sommers: Not likely she ever will, with about one second to live.
- Larry Rayder: Yeah, yeah. So we got off to a bad start. Well ya' know what it means when somebody like me gets off to a bad start? Not a God damn thing.
- Larry Rayder: [after discovering Mary outfoxed him by swiping the map] Every bone in her crotch! That's what I'm gonna break.
- Hanks: [walking through police garage] Stevie! Stevie, ma boy! Where are ya?
- Steve: Hey!
- Hanks: Where the hell's that car at?
- [referring to high-performance police car]
- Steve: Over here... but she ain't got any siren or lights yet.
- Hanks: Hey, look, all I care about, is what you've got under that hood.
- Steve: Take a look
- [starts police car, car rumbles to life]
- Steve: .
- Hanks: [smiles broadly] So, what's my top end on this?
- Steve: Unlimited.
- Larry Rayder: Hey, Deke, it turns out Dingleberry here's a joke after all.
- Mary Coombs: [quoting book] "The murderer, is not unaccountable for his own murder. And the robbed should not be blameless for being robbed. For it is the cornerstone of the temple, that is no higher than the lowest stone in its foundation."
- Larry Rayder: Now, don't start speaking in puns to me woman.
- Mary Coombs: That is from a book, bozo! And, if you'd read once in a while, perhaps you'd know what I'm talking about!
- Larry Rayder: Oh, books, Europe, Lear Jets, Sam Baker, shoplifting... you're pathetic!
- Mary Coombs: Oh, I am, am I? Do you know what you are? A case of eye and hand co-ordination, and you're really not very good at that!
- Hanks: We're gonna do a little dirt trackin', huh, hot rod? It's gonna take more than that to dust me off 'cause this is where I came from!
- Mary Coombs: Hey listen, do you always meet someone for the first time and take an instant disliking to them?
- Deke Sommers: Mary, stop trying to get me make joyful noises.
- Larry Rayder: [on radio, to swooping helicopter above] Clown to Franklin, Clown to Franklin!
- Everett Franklin: What you want, Clown?
- Larry Rayder: Get that thing out of here before I ram it straight up your ass!
- Larry Rayder: [being chased by a police car] What does he have under that hood?
- Deke Sommers: The driver's no slouch either.
- Larry Rayder: [after they crashed into the farmer's truck] I'll kill him...! I'll kill him.
- Deke Sommers: You probably did.
- Larry Rayder: [sighs] Oh, Jesus! Let's go fix up the front end.
- Mary Coombs: Hey, wait a minute! "Fix up the front end"?
- [shakes her head]
- Mary Coombs: People don't even rate a glance with you!
- Larry Rayder: God, woman, when you're racing, you don't stop and get out of the car and turn around to find out if the other guy made it through his spin all right! Not if you wanna keep on drivin'!
- Mary Coombs: You keep this up, you're gonna haul in the cops!
- Larry Rayder: [to Deke, laughing:] Sounds like Miss Mary is getting afraid.
- Everett Franklin: [from helicopter to control] You tell Donahue not to push for any more cars. Tell him he's better off opening a junk yard.
- Larry Rayder: When are you gonna use your seat belt?
- Mary Coombs: There's nothing you could do that would give me any reason to.
- Everett Franklin: [over radio, from helicopter] This is Franklin. You get over to Steve's, pick up that interceptor.
- Hanks: I didn't think that unit was ready yet.
- Everett Franklin: It's ready enough for the way you drive, and don't you wreck it.
- Larry Rayder: [re engine tuning] Hey, punky! That's the best time this turkey's ever done. What the hell did you do to it?
- Deke Sommers: Just hit it with a bigger hammer, that's all.
- Larry Rayder: Hey, Deke! Ask Dingleberry there if she's going to spend the rest of the trip in the back seat!