- Tilson: Mr. Meyers, can you tell us the basic theme of Oedipus?
- Moose Myers: Uh... yeah. That's the guy who had something wrong with his eyes? Yeah. He had a problem with his eyes.
- [laughs]
- Tilson: Miss Knight, perhaps you can help Mr. Meyers with the theme of the Oedipus legend?
- Miriam Knight: Easy. A guy can't kiss his mother on the mouth and get away with it.
- [laughs]
- Coach: I'll never forgive him for getting himself killed
- Ralph Varone: Did he have any enemies?
- Coach: None. Kidding? Ah a fact as a matter of fact this Saturday is a tribute to him. At halftime the Marching Bands are going to form a coffin. Oh he was loved. I loved him like a son a big dumb son. Right fellas?