- Niki: Look, how important do you think sex is?
- Jake VanDorn: Not very.
- Niki: Well then we're just alike. I mean, you think it's so unimportant that you don't even do it. I think it's so unimportant that I don't care who I do it with.
- Andy Mast: A lot of strange things happen in this world. Things you don't know about in Grand Rapids. Things you don't want to know about. Doors that shouldn't be opened.
- [about the film showing Kristen's hardcore foray]
- Andy Mast: Wait a minute, wait a minute, slow down. A film like this, 8mm film, it costs two hundred, three hundred dollars to make. It sold out right in the store. Shown on peep machines. It's impossible to track down.
- [shakes his head]
- Andy Mast: Nobody makes it. Nobody shows it. Nobody sees it.
- [shrugs]
- Andy Mast: It's like it doesn't even exist.
- Niki: You know, there's a lot of guys out there who can't talk to their wives or girlfriends. And they talk to me. And I make them feel better. I'm just like a therapist.
- Wes DeJong: [as devastated Jake returns to the dining room table after having answered a phone call] What is it, Jake?
- Jake VanDorn: That was Mrs., uh, Stevens, calling from California. Kristen's disappeared.
- Wes DeJong: What happened?
- Jake VanDorn: They don't know.