- John: Good evening, ladies. I'm new in the city, and I'm looking for something... different!
- Sherry: Well, if you've gor the money, you can buy anything you want; of all sizes, colors if the price is right.
- John: Well, as I said, I'm looking for something... special, and I'm very willing to pay for it.
- [shows a wad of bills]
- Amer: Hum! For that kind of money, you may buy anything you want.
- John: Tell me... Out of all the ladies in this bar tonight, who do you think is the most... evil?
- Sherry: Evil?
- [pause, looking round]
- Sherry: The most evil without a doubt is... Shirley.
- John: Then, it's her I want.
- John: I understand that you are the most... evil woman here! Are you sure you're... evil?
- Shirley Anderson - the Evil Prostitute: Listen honey, I could probably take first prize in any evil contest.
- Shirley Anderson - the Evil Prostitute: Apartment 4? Four is my lucky number.
- John: Oh, really?
- [opens the door for her]
- John: Welcome. Please, have a glass of wine.
- Shirley Anderson - the Evil Prostitute: I think I do not want a glass of wine.
- John: You should have notice that I am... different.
- Shirley Anderson - the Evil Prostitute: Yes, with $100 dollars of difference.
- Disco Girl #2: Hi! What are you waiting for? You paid your money.
- John: Are you sure you are really evil?
- Disco Girl #2: Honey, I'm as evil as you can get.
- John: Then, let's not waste any more time...
- [takes her to the altar room]