- [torturing a girl on the rack]
- Master Sardu: This will go far beyond every STRETCH of the imagination.
- Tom Maverick: [while almost falling because he stepped on something] They shouldin't have stuff lying around, people could fall.
- [picks up a severed head]
- Tom Maverick: Ugh!
- [drops the head]
- Sergeant John Tucci: What's the matter Tom? Never got a little head before?
- Ralphus: Is she dead, master?
- Master Sardu: Not quite.
- Ralphus: If she died, no new show.
- Master Sardu: I know, idiot.
- Master Sardu: Well, how's our little patient today?
- Natasha D'Natalie: I won't dance.
- Master Sardu: Enough of that. Time to recoup your energy. Ralphus has made some chicken soup for you.
- [feeding Natasha]
- Master Sardu: There. He made it especially for you.
- Natasha D'Natalie: Mmm.
- Master Sardu: Delicious?
- Ralphus: My mother taught me. I used the whole chicken. The secret is cooking it alive.
- [While playing a game with Ralphus]
- Master Sardu: How often to I have to tell you, I'm brown, your white!