Battaglie negli spazi stellari

I am tempted to mention the fact that The Film "Mission to Mars", directed by Brian DePalma, bears a strong similarity to this film.... there, I've mentioned it! One of the most remarkable things about this film is the fact that "Star Wars: A New Hope" came out in the same year. Despite the title, this film bears no resemblance whatsoever to Star Wars. However, I should note that its own title is completely unrelated to the film as well. There is no war, really. But films without plots are hard to name, so c'est la vie.

This film stars a lot of good looking actors (both male and female), though they are all too thin, just like the script, and the special effects. The technology depicted in the film is reminiscent of the first Star Trek series or even Lost in Space. The special effects are variable. Some are actually fairly decent miniature shots, but then there are a few cardboard cut-out sequences reminiscent of some of Terry Gilliam's animations in Mont Python's Flying Circus. The behavior of the actors is sometimes inexplicable, but the dialog is so bad that you hardly even notice. For example, every time the entire crew of the spaceship is about to die (and this happens a lot), they all stand up and cheers and hug each other when they survive. various subplots are developed and then abandoned (just as well IMO) and, towards the end, it almost seems as if we are going to get a coherent story-line. Maybe they ran out of film? This film is a hoot. I recommend it highly for bad film buffs and MST3K fans. MST3K probably avoided this because it was a too-easy target.

I get a big kick out of these Brescia space movies so sought out "Battle of the Stars". Most of the comments here, and even the plot outline, seem to be about another lovely Brescia movie called "War of the Planets".

"Battle of the Stars" is about an alien invasion of the earth. The Gonians have used up all their natural resources and are now a dying and decaying species. They arrive in their spaceships with their super computer to take over earth and use our healthy bodies to replace their own. With space mummies, the super computer (same prop from War of the Planets!), and their ability to take the shape of trusted humans, the Gonians need to sabotage the Earth defense system before their entire invasion fleet can land. Defense system designer Mike Layton, his pretty girlfriend/scientist Diane, and a couple helpful Gandymedeans are our only hope!

Five stars for being "out there" and fun!

WAR OF THE PLANETS (1977) ½* John Richardson, Yanti Sommer, West Buchanan, Ely King. In this film by Alfonso Brescia (as "Al Bradley"), astronauts land on an alien planet and agree to help its humanoid inhabitants battle a super-computer that has taken over the planet. Even by 1977 standards, the sets, costumes and special effects look badly dated, the dialogue is often incomprehensible and the performances are uniformly languid. The theme of the film--that man shouldn't become too heavily dependent on machines--simply gets lost in the muck. The Italians were never that good at sci-fi, but this movie is truly an embarrassment.

Alfonso Brecsia's second bargain-basement attempt to cash in on the success of 'Star Wars' finds the crew of a spaceship drawn by an inexplicable force to a planet where a malignant computer rules over the Goniani, whose bodies are slowly (and gruesomely) disintegrating, hence their desire to take over our bodies (and planet). Fortunately, we are aided by friendly Ganymedeans, one of whom is a psychically powerful curly-haired child (who looks like he escaped from 'Fellini's Roma'). I watched this bargain-bin Italian space opera on YouTube (after several false starts - some of Brecsia's cheap sci-fi films are listed under an incorrect or a new title, and in some cases, the film supposedly 'Battle in Outer Space' is actually 'Star Crash' (1980), an equally cheesy but slightly less frugal example of Italian post Star Wars sci-fi). As Brecsia's space-opera quadrilogy share cast members, special effects, props, set pieces, and plot elements, telling them apart at a glance can be challenging. Although generally silly, 'Battle of the Stars'* has some moments. I watched a dubbed version, so won't comment on the script or the acting but there were some adequate special efforts to buoy up the terrible ones, the make-up of the decaying Gonianins was oozy-fun, and, other than the tedious opening song ('We are not alone in space'), I generally liked the music. All in all, this film is better than 'War of the Planets' (1977), Brecsia's first attempt at riding the 'Star Wars' wave - faint praise but still praise. *aka 'Battle in Interstellar Space'

Isn't it interesting how often in these poor science fiction, there is a loose cannon. In this one, it's a commander that is fed up with being given instructions by computers (in this case it's called the WIZ, believe it or not.) He take his crew to an unfriendly planet and gets them embroiled with a robot controlled society. They push a button and destroy the robot. If only people from eons of civilization had decided to push that button. The acting is horrible. I kept trying to recognize the voice of the commander (dubbed, of course), and I realized it sounded like Clayton Moore, the guy who played the Lone Ranger. I know it's not him, but it has that same nasal quality. I did get a kick out of the guys with funny red suits with the little caps. They look like they were created by some sixties fashion designers. It drags and drones on for an hour and a half. There isn't much that happens that is memorable.