- Mordecai Jones: Educational Credits: "M.B.S., C.S., D.D. - Master of Back-Stabbing, Cork-Screwing and Dirty-Dealing!"
- Mordecai Jones: Son, you'd be amazed at the hundreds of satisfied students I've matriculated over the last 50 years!
- Sheriff Slade: Doodle was here. I'm tellin' ya, he was here. And I know how he got away... He got himself one o' them thar amphla-bibious vee-hickles!