- Norma Hubley: Promise me you won't get hysterical.
- Roy Hubley: Why? What'd you do?
- Norma Hubley: Just promise me.
- Roy Hubley: Alright, I promise. what'd you do?
- Norma Hubley: I broke my diamond ring.
- Roy Hubley: Your good diamond ring?
- Norma Hubley: How many do I have?
- Norma Hubley: Roy, just talk nicely and she'll come out.
- Roy Hubley: We've had "nice talking," now we're gonna have "door breaking."
- [Peering through the keyhole on the bathroom door]
- Norma Hubley: Oh my god!
- Roy Hubley: What is it?!
- Norma Hubley: I ripped my stockings.
- Roy Hubley: Is she in there?
- Norma Hubley: She's in there, she's in there. Where am I going to get another pair of stockings?
- Roy Hubley: Well if she doesn't show up who's gonna look at you?
- [coaxing his wife while she's on the phone]
- Roy Hubley: Shtall em, shtall em. Just keep shtalling em. Whatever you do shtall em!
- Norma Hubley: [on the phone to the wedding reception] Yes Mrs. Eisler we'll be down in two minutes.
- Roy Hubley: Are you crazy?! I told you to shtall em!
- Norma Hubley [innocently]: I did stall them - you've got two minutes.