- [first lines]
- Announcer: Attention, ladies and gentlemen: The one hundred thousand dollar feature race is about to begin. Approaching the starting line, Daredevil Butch, driving a two-and-a-half liter, hand-tooled Pastrami special. This car is all motor. And his opponent, driving a two-and-a-half-liter, 3.5 Pizza Eight, Buzz Droopy!
- [last lines]
- Announcer: Congratulations, Droopy. And now, do you have a few words for the millions of fans that saw you win this great race?
- Droopy: Well, heh heh heh, safe driving sure pays off!
- Butch: [in hospital in traction, watching on TV] Aw, shut up!
- Droopy: [counting money, he reaches out of TV to wet his thumb on Butch's tongue] Five thousand, six thousand, seven thousand,,, eight thousand, nine thousand, ten thousand...