- Kathy Doyle: I hope all your socks have holes in them and I can sit for hours and hours darning them.
- Bill Doyle: I um, I have other plans for you.
- Alice Pope: No dear, you said, "Bill, you better go right out and get your lunch because I've just driven up Mrs. Pole's telephone pope".
- Bill Doyle: [after just getting married and arriving at their new home] Well, what do you think of the neighborhood?
- Kathy Doyle: Right now, I'm not thinking about the... neighborhood.