- Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up, Croc? Who're you hiding from?
- Crocodile: The Tasmanian devil's on the loose! Run! Run! Run for your life! Run!
- Bugs Bunny: [in disguise] John!
- Tasmanian devil: Marsha!
- [Taz kisses and Bugs' bear trap snaps at his mouth]
- Tasmanian devil: [with the bear trap] Wow! *simpers!*
- Tasmanian Devil's Wife: Claude! *gibberish!*
- Tasmanian devil: Rosebud...
- [Taz gets whipped by his wife and her rolling pin]
- Bugs Bunny: She's a nice lady. Yeeuuugh!
- Tasmanian devil: What for you say you monkey, when you got little powder-puff tail like rabbit? Rabbit!
- Tasmanian devil: [sees Bugs disguised as a female of his kind] Tasmanian She-devil!
- [makes horse noises, wolf howl, acting like a dog, wolf-whistle, rooster crowing, and craving looks]
- Tasmanian devil: Rawr.