- Fiona: [after Bond finds her in the bathtub in his hotel room] Since you're here, would you mind giving me something to put on?
- [Bond casually hands Fiona her shoes]
- [Placing Fiona's body in a chair after she is shot on the dance floor]
- James Bond: Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead.
- Emilio Largo: For you? Of course. Vargas does not drink, does not smoke, does not make love. What do you *do*, Vargas?
- Pat Fearing: Funny-looking bruise. A fall?
- James Bond: A poker, in the hands of a widow.
- Pat Fearing: Really? I'd have thought you were just the type for a widow.
- James Bond: Not this one. He didn't like me at all.
- Domino: Vargas's behind you.
- James Bond: Really...
- Domino: He must have followed us.
- James Bond: [shoots Vargas with a spear gun] I think he got the point.
- Domino: It should have been Largo.
- [after making love to the evil Fiona Volpe]
- James Bond: My dear girl, don't flatter yourself. What I did this evening was for King and country. You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you?
- Fiona: But of course, I forgot your ego, Mr. Bond. James Bond, who only has to make love to a women and she stars to hear heavenly choirs singing. She repents, then immediately returns to the side of right and virtue... .
- [she steps on Bond's foot]
- Fiona: ... but not this one!
- Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Number 11.
- SPECTRE Number 11: Distribution of Red China narcotics in the United States: two million three hundred thousand dollars, collected by Number 9 and myself.
- Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Two million three? Our expectations were considerably... higher, Number 11.
- SPECTRE Number 11: Competition from Latin America. Prices are down.
- Ernst Stavro Blofeld: I anticipated that factor. Are you quite sure all monies have been accounted for by yourself and Number 9?
- SPECTRE Number 11: To the penny, Number 1.
- Ernst Stavro Blofeld: On the contrary, I have satisfied myself that one of you is clearly guilty of embezzlement. SPECTRE's a dedicated fraternity whose strength lies in the absolute integrity of its members. The culprit is known to me. I have decided on the appropriate action.
- [SPECTRE Number 9 is electrocuted in his seat]
- James Bond: My dear, uncooperative Domino.
- Domino: How do you know that? How do you know my friends call me Domino?
- James Bond: It's on the bracelet on your ankle.
- Domino: So... what sharp little eyes you've got.
- James Bond: Wait 'til you get to my teeth.
- Emilio Largo: Pull!
- [hits the clay pigeon]
- Emilio Largo: What could be easier?
- Bond: Huh! Perhaps you'd call one for me.
- Emilio Largo: Of course. Pull!
- Bond: Seems terribly difficult.
- [hits the clay pigeon while shooting from the hip]
- Bond: No, it isn't, is it?
- Emilio Largo: No...
- Q: Now here's something I want you to use with special care. With special care.
- James Bond: Everything you give me...
- Q: You treat it with equal contempt. Yes, I know, but that's an underwater camera. It takes eight pictures in rapid succession by pressing that button now.
- James Bond: Is that clever?
- Q: If it can take pictures in the dark with an infrared film, yes.
- Domino: Thank you, Mister...?
- Bond: James Bond. I arrived soon after you went down. I've been admiring your form.
- Domino: Have you, now? You're name's James Bond and you've been admiring my form?
- Bond: Mm, most girls just paddle around. You swim like a man.
- Domino: So do you.
- Bond: Well, I've had quite a bit of practice. Do you come here often?
- Domino: Whenever I am bored. Practically every day.
- Bond: Mm hmm.
- [after making love to Pat, Bond sees something suspicious on the grounds, and gets up to investigate]
- Pat Fearing: James, where are you going?
- James Bond: Oh, nowhere. I just thought I'd take a little, uh... exercise.
- Pat Fearing: You must be joking.
- Emilio Largo: Someone has to lose.
- Bond: Yes, I thought I saw a specter at your shoulder.
- Emilio Largo: What do you mean?
- Bond: The specter of defeat. That your luck was due to change.
- Emilio Largo: We'll soon find out.
- [Bond shows M a picture of Dominique Derval, the Vulcan pilot's sister]
- M: Do we know where she is now?
- James Bond: Nassau.
- M: Do you think she's worth going after?
- James Bond: Well, I wouldn't put it quite like that, sir...
- Emilio Largo: You wish to put the evil eye on me, eh? We have a way to deal with that where I come from.
- James Bond: You may hex me. Let's see what it does for the cards.
- [first lines]
- Madame LaPorte: The coffin - it has your initials: J.B.
- Bond: At the moment, rather him than me.
- Madame LaPorte: At least you've been saved the effort of removing him. Colonel Bouvar passed away in his sleep, so they tell me.
- Bond: Mm...
- Madame LaPorte: You sound disappointed you did not kill him yourself.
- Bond: I am. Jacques Bouvar murdered two of my colleagues.
- Count Lippe: [after Bond slides a broom handle through the handles of doors on a sitting steam bath that Lippe is in] What the hell do you think you're doing?
- Bond: Now don't you worry, I'll tell the chef!
- Count Lippe: Let me out of this bloody machine!
- Miss Moneypenny: [Talking on the phone] A red square with a spike through it?
- Bond: Yes, I think it's a tong sign: the Red Dragon from Macao. Ask Records to verify it, will you?
- Miss Moneypenny: Uh, sorry, sweetie. You're off duty. File it till you get back.
- Bond: Moneypenny, next time I see you, I'll put you across my knee.
- Miss Moneypenny: On yogurt and lemon juice? Ah-ha-ha. I can hardly wait!
- Pat Fearing: You wouldn't tell Doctor Wade? Please, I'd lose my job.
- Bond: Well, I, I suppose my silence could have a price.
- Pat Fearing: You don't mean - oh, no.
- Bond: Oh, yes!
- Miss Moneypenny: [Looking at a photograph] A smashing figure! I don't suppose that has anything to do with your request.
- Bond: Was there ever a man more misunderstood.
- Miss Moneypenny: Now, James, you can't pull the wool over my eyes. You may be able to con the old man, but, I know better.
- Emilio Largo: I collect big game fish for various marine institutions. Magnificent creatures.
- Bond: Mm, charming.
- Emilio Largo: The notorious Golden Grotto Sharks. The most savage. The most dangerous.
- Bond: Mm!
- Emilio Largo: They know when it's time for them to be fed.
- Emilio Largo: Perhaps *you'd* like to take the shoe - my friend won't mind - Mister...
- James Bond: Bond.
- Emilio Largo: Ah yes! Mr. Bond. One of my associates talk about you.
- James Bond: Nothing bad, I hope.
- James Bond: That gun, it looks more fitting for a woman.
- Emilio Largo: You know much about guns, Mr. Bond?
- James Bond: No, but I know a little about women.
- [Bond and Largo spot Domino eavesdropping]
- Miss Moneypenny: Uh uh. In the conference room. Something pretty big. Every double-oh man in Europe's been rushed in. *And* the Home Secretary, too.
- James Bond: Somebody's probably lost a dog.
- James Bond: I'm truly sorry to have to dash off like this, but, there's been a bit of a flap at the office.
- Pat Fearing: What kind of work do you do, anyway?
- James Bond: Oh, I travel... a sort of - licensed troubleshooter.
- Miss Moneypenny: James, how else will you recognize her?
- James Bond: Can't miss. She has two moles on her left thigh.
- [after strapping Bond to the motorized traction table]
- Pat Fearing: There now. First time I've felt *really* safe all day.
- [turns the machine on]
- Pat Fearing: I'll look in and see how you're doing in fifteen minutes.
- [after a narrow escape from a motorized traction table set on overload]
- James Bond: I must be six inches taller.
- Foreign Secretary: Well, we have exactly 14 hours and 50 minutes - and then I suppose we shall have to pay up and look as happy as we can - shan't we?
- Pat Fearing: Take off your bath robe, please.
- Bond: You never say that as if you meant it.
- Pat Fearing: Arms above your head, please.
- [Bond makes a pass]
- Pat Fearing: Behave yourself, Mr. Bond!
- M: You may now open the folders in front of you. Code name: Thunderball. As you can see, we have very little to go on. All the members of the crew had top security clearance. You'll find their photographs and service records in your files. You'll be working with NATO, CIA and all allied intelligence units. Well, that's all - until you've discussed your individual assignments with me.
- Emilio Largo: Pull! Of course they are watching us, my dear. What else have they to do?
- Fiona: You would like Bond dead.
- Emilio Largo: I can think of no better arrangement.
- Fiona: Because he tries to make love to your... woman?
- Emilio Largo: Because he is Bond, and, as an enemy of SPECTRE, *should* be killed.
- Fiona: Mark! If Bond had died last night as a result of your hastiness, his government would have known for certain the bombs are here. When the time is right, he will be killed. Pull! I shall kill him.
- Fiona: [after a lovemaking session] You made a shocking mess out of my hair, you sadistic brute. Will you zip me up, please?
- Bond: Mm! No wonder you can get dressed so quickly. On the way we can have a little talk. You may find it interesting. Come on.
- Fiona: I'm coming. I hate to think I'm going to miss anything.
- [Bond opens the door, Largo's henchmen are there, Bond quickly closes the door]
- Fiona: And now *we* can go somewhere for an interesting talk.
- Bond: Friends of yours, no doubt.
- [opens the door]
- Bond: Come in!
- Fiona: You dress quickly, too. I didn't see that gun in the mirror.
- Bond: Not that it matters, but that was under the pillow all the time.
- Fiona: And when did you find out?
- Bond: Well, you're wearing the same ring as Largo.
- Fiona: It's a ring I like to wear.
- Bond: Vanity has its dangers.
- Fiona: Vanity, Mr. Bond? Something you know so *much* about.
- Radio announcer: ...we have no plans to visit the United States. Now here's a special announcement from the overseas service of the BBC. Big Ben...
- Bond: Shh!
- Radio announcer: ...actually did strike seven times at six o'clock this evening. This was caused by a mechanical failure which last occurred during a violent electrical storm in eighteen hundred and ninety-eight. Now here once again are the headlines...
- Bond: Obviously stalling for time.