King Kong vs. Godzilla

Obviously, KING KONG VS. GODZILLA is all about getting these two big lugs together for a showdown. The Americanized version has a lot of extra chatter, adding very little substance to the movie.

The setup is perfectly absurd, having something to do with giant berries, an island, and a mysterious, giant creature (Kong). An idealized United Nations dispatches a team to the island, while their gameshow host-like spokesman narrates the proceedings.

Godzilla is the bad guy on a rampage. Kong is mankind's only hope. In other words, it's time for the battle of the titans.

Despite the fact that in their original films both King Kong and Godzilla were exterminated, they're very much alive here. For his part, Kong is also much taller, as his first incarnation would have been easy pickings for the lumbering lizard.

Any fan of giant rubber monster movies will cheer aloud as these two legends face off...

Godzilla escapes from an ice berg and King Kong is found on an island that has lots of kick ass berries on it which the natives grind into a juice for Kong to drink. After throwing boulders at a giant octopus and drinking the juice, Kong falls asleep and the local Japanese TV guys "ape nap" him and bring him back to Japan so their boss can exploit the big monkey for all he's worth. But en route, the Japanese government order the TV guys to send Kong back his home island because they've got enough problems with Godzilla as it is, they don't need a giant monkey on the rampage as well. Kong escapes and this leads to the inevitable clash of titans as Godzilla battles Kong for the right to demolish Tokyo.

The original Kong from the 1933 film was only 50 feet tall while Godzilla is 400 feet tall, so they had to make Kong a lot bigger for this film and in order to make the odds more even for him they endowed him with the ability to draw strength from lightning bolts. The King Kong suit is hopelessly phony to look at though.

The American version is a travesty that serves merely as filler until the big finale, with a reporter who really makes you long for Raymond Burr's reporter man Steve Martin. Whether or not the Japanese version ever becomes available in America remains to be seen, but hey, see whatever version you can get just to see Kong ram a ridiculously huge tree down Godzilla's throat!

Most of us saw the English language version of KING KONG VS. GODZILLA, which discarded alot of fun bits found only in the original Japanese language version of this near classic. In it's original Japanese, this is a fun movie about these rather boob-ish guys who work for a Tokyo advertising firm going to a desolate island. They encounter music loving natives who worship none other than King Kong. At the same time, Godzilla re-appears on the scene, threatening to destroy Tokyo. The film is made with wild energy, and goes with wild logic (how can you not love the scene where King Kong is knocked out with bongo music?!) Proof that director Inoshira Honda loved his audience and wanted to make them happy.

King Kong vs Godzilla is a product of it's time and really shows it's age, but it packs a lot of cheesy entertainment value that makes it worth your while.

Storyline:

The greedy owner of a pharmaceutical company sends a crew of bumbling fools to a mysterious island in search of the giant gorilla, King Kong. After fighting with a giant octopus and getting drunk on berry juice, Kong gets captured by the crew and taken to Japan to be used as a mascot for the company. Meanwhile, Godzilla has broken out of an iceberg and begun another rampage. Kong breaks loose and heads over to the mountains to square off with Godzilla. After getting hit by Godzilla's fire breath, Kong just walks away scratching his head. After realizing that Kong might be the only one who can defeat Godzilla, the military decides to give Kong an airlift using giant balloons tied to helicopters. The military drops Kong off at Godzilla's location on Mount Fuji, and the two duke it out in the most goofy and epic battle in cinematic history.

With a silly plot, unconvincing effects, and corny dialogue, it's no secret that this is an outdated film. However, it makes for a highly entertaining viewing experience and is guaranteed to curb your appetite for some goofy fun. Pitting two icons like Godzilla and King Kong against each other is a true work of genius, and Toho deserves a round of applause for making it happen so many years ago. Sure, you can say that this movie is obsolete since it's been remade, but if you ask me, all the big budget modern day CGI in the world can't top the appeal of a classic Japanese monster movie. In fact, I'd go as far as to say that this is one of the prime examples of the cheesy fun that can be found in a Japanese monster movie.

This film has a very fast pace, and you won't be left bored with the human storyline. The human characters are quite funny, and the dub has a bunch of corny dialogue that's bound to make you laugh due to the sheer amount of corniness. This movie also doesn't skimp on scenes featuring the two titular monsters. There's a bunch of stand out funny moments that make the film all the more memorable. Moments like Kong shoving a tree down Godzilla's throat, Godzilla clapping like a happy little kid after lighting Kong on fire, and Kong fighting an octopus that looks like it's covered in saran wrap all add to the entertainment value. On top of that, Godzilla has a really cool lizard-like design, and Kong has a memorably crappy design that looks like a part store gorilla costume that was run over by a car several times before filming. Oh, and there's also the fact that Kong gets superpowers from electricity due to this movie originally starting out as a Frankenstein movie (Feel free to look that up, it's an interesting read).

This is one of my guilty pleasures. It's full of mindless fun, and it's got a lot of rewatch value. It's a must watch for any movie buff just due to the sheer awesomeness of it's concept. I give it a 7/10, and that's probably more than what it truly deserves, but the amount of goofy entertainment packed into this gem of monster cinema makes it more than worth your time. I guarantee that it'll get a few laughs out of you, and who doesn't love a good laugh?

This movie is not the movie to see for an epic fight between the two legendary monsters. It's a movie to see for all the fans of badly executed special effects in the true spirit of 50's scifi b-movies. In that respect, it's a true classic. If you enjoyed the Beasty Boys' video for "Intergalactic Planetary", you'd love this movie as a Japanese feature length counterpart. They've got the same quality feel to them, and the same incredible special effects - and here, "incredible" is meant literally.

Some of the highlights of this movie for me: the toy plane a little boy sees hanging in a toystore and makes him stop because he badly wants it, is the same plane that flew in formation attacking Godzilla. And by that I don't mean the same type of plane, but it's the exact same plastic model! Also, true to the original story, King Kong comes from a tropical island. As we all know, the cliché has it such an island is inhabited by black people wearing banana-leaf skirts and toting spears. This being a Japanese production, the natives are played by Japanese, painted black and given curly wigs...

So if you enjoy laughing at the ridiculous details in movies, love to see fights between people wearing halloween suits trying to make it look like the real thing, with some mediocre fireworks in between, you have to see this movie. If you're looking for a credible classic, such as the original King Kong movie, or high-tech special effects and stunning visuals, this is not the one for you ;)