- Porky Pig: [finds a gopher crying and hoists Daffy out of the gopher's hole in the groud] This is the last time I'm gonna w-warn you! If I find you ar-around here once more, I'm gonna re-er-run you in! Now beat it!
- [Porky Pig kicks Daffy out of the park]
- [Porky Pig steps into the room and closes the door behind him, looking very mutinous]
- Daffy Duck: How did you get in, gang buster?
- Porky Pig: Wi-wi-with this!
- [Porky Pig holds up a key with a skull on one end]
- Daffy Duck: [walking towards him] Skeleton key, eh? Where did you pick that up?
- [Daffy slaps Porky Pig to the ground and laughs]
- Daffy Duck: [after being thrown out of the city park] Coldest night in 64 years. No place to sleep. All I need now is for it to start snowing.
- [the snow immediately fell and Daffy is almost completely covered in it]
- Daffy Duck: [after the snow stops] I had to open my big beak!
- [shakes off the snow]
- Daffy Duck: Now what am I gonna do?
- [Daffy jumps into a bed and pretends to be asleep, but Porky Pig grabs him and points his club at him]
- Daffy Duck: Eek!
- [makes Porky Pig walk backwards by walking against him]
- Daffy Duck: You are aware of course, that you are violating the sanctity of an American home! If you haven't got a warrant sir, get out, before I call the cop!
- [four ominous notes of music are heard]
- Daffy Duck: Now go!
- [Daffy presses a button with the word ELEVATOR next to it and Porky Pig steps backwards into the shaft. Daffy looks up, high-pitched whistling getting higher and higher comes from the elevator and an explosion is heard at the top of the shaft]
- [Daffy is sleeping sideways in a armchair as Porky Pig is about to hit him with an axe]
- Daffy Duck: [wakes up, jumps to avoid the axe, which slices the chair in half as Daffy puts his hand on Porky Pig's face] Just a minute! You're gonna hurt somebody that way!
- [Daffy looks at the camera]
- Daffy Duck: Probably me.
- Porky Pig: I know how I can get that dog-gone duck.
- [Porky picks up a "Duck Call" whistle]
- Porky Pig: Th-this oughta bring him out.
- [Porky Pig blows the whistle]
- Daffy Duck: [standing behind him] Did you call?
- Daffy Duck: [walks out of a room dusting his hands] You missed me.
- [Daffy comes face to face with a cannon that Porky Pig is ready to fire]
- Porky Pig: Ble-ble-er-er this won't miss you!
- Daffy Duck: [says to himself as he casually walks away from the elevator shaft] Aw, Daffy, you have a good head on your feathery shoulders.
- [Porky Pig appears and hits Daffy on the head with his club. A large red lump comes up on Daffy's head and stars appear in his eyes]
- Daffy Duck: [floating] Officer, do you have an aspirin? My head is splitting.
- Porky Pig: Uh-wi-why, yes, I think so.
- [Daffy collapses]
- Porky Pig: [afraid] Gee-gee-gee-gee, I must have hit him too hard. Si-si-speak to me. Si-si-speak to me! Say something! Anything!
- Daffy Duck: [jumps up with excitement] I LOVE YOU HORTENSE!
- [Daffy is sleeping in a trash can when Porky Pig arrives and hits the trash can three times with his club]
- Daffy Duck: [appears, holding a candle] Something the matter?
- Porky Pig: Ble-ble-er-er plenty! No sleeping in trash cans, bud! Now-now move along there!
- [Daffy comes face to face with Porky Pig, who is holding a bow and arrow]
- Daffy Duck: [protesting] Stop! Don't do anything rash! Stop staring at me with those little piggy eyes! Let's be civilized about this!
- [as he speaks, Daffy glues Porky Pig's hand to the arrow with a brush. Porky Pig fires the arrow, but the arrow pulls Porky Pig into a cuckoo clock, leaving Daffy standing in front of the bow]
- [Porky Pig picks up and carries away a hammock Daffy is sleeping in. But Daffy wakes up, takes a firework rocket from a stall, lights it and gets out of the hammock without Porky Pig noticing]
- Daffy Duck: [disguised as an elevator man, opens the elevator doors for Porky Pig] This way sir. Watch your step. Face the front of the car please.
- [Porky Pig turns around, still looking mutinous]
- Daffy Duck: [uses a castanet as a sound signal next to the elevator] Going up.
- [the firework rocket goes off, taking Porky Pig to the top of the elevator shaft where a loud explosion is heard. Daffy watches as Porky Pig comes back down the shaft]
- [glass screen separates Porky and Daffy]
- Porky Pig: *no audio*
- Daffy Duck: *no audio*
- Porky Pig: *no audio*
- Daffy Duck: *no audio*
- [Porky continues arguing while Daffy creates a door with a glass cutter and a doorknob and steps outside]
- Porky Pig, Daffy Duck: *overlapping arguing*
- Daffy Duck: [goes back inside the store and pulls screen down, showing 'SCRAM!' to Porky]