- [While in a passionate embrace]
- Prof. Sam Bastion: Will you tell me something?
- Kotty: Anything, Sam, anything.
- Prof. Sam Bastion: What are the first amendments to the Constitution called?
- Kotty: The Bill of Rights.
- Prof. Sam Bastion: That's right. What form of government is this?
- Kotty: The best!
- Prof. Sam Bastion: Kotty, now what's wrong.
- Kotty: Nothing. I just don't want to stand between you and your shells. You don't need a woman, you should go steady with a clam. I don't get it... a grown up man, and you still play with sea shells.
- Prof. Sam Bastion: Can't you see what's happened? The apes have taken over. While we were busy watching television and filling our freezers, they've come out of the jungle and moved in. And what's worse is, they've begun to dress like us and pretend to think like us. They're just the way we were in the beginning: the animals have begun to hunt man!