- [Babs Coates comes home blind drunk and demands to take out a horse for a ride. The only one available is a heavily pregnant mare - and it doesn't even belong to the stables. But Babs insists. She rides it hard, hitting it with a whip, and falls off as she tries to jump a hedge]
- Sgt. Gibson: Are you hurt?
- Babs Coates: I don't think so.
- Sgt. Gibson: [reprovingly] Well you *ought* to be!