- Foghorn Leghorn: There's somethin', I say, there's somethin' kind of YEEEEEH about a kid that's never played baseball.
- Foghorn Leghorn: [after Junior finds him far from the box he hid in] But, boy, over there! I know, I know. Figures don't lie. But... one side, boy!
- Foghorn Leghorn: [goes to check the box he hid in] Nah, I better not look. I just might be in there.
- Foghorn Leghorn: Okay, boy, I'll learn you the game. Now, we got the ball and this is a bat. You know what the bat's for?
- [Egghead Jr. nods and then clobbers Foghorn over the head with it]
- Foghorn Leghorn: No, No, boy. You're supposed to hit the ball with it. The ball!