- Muggs McGinnis: He wants me to join the coppers' sewin' circle. Is that a laugh?
- Skinny: Hey, you'll get poison ivory.
- Limpy: [at the police station] We come to see Muggs McGinnis.
- Police Lieutenant: Now, isn't that nice! And did you bring flowers and candy?
- Scruno: Mmm, I got a rabbit's foot.
- Skinny: I brought dynamite.
- Peewee: I got a saw.
- Limpy: I got a machine gun.
- Police Lieutenant: Oh, you think you're smart. Maybe you'd like to stay here and spend a vacation.
- Police Lieutenant: These are officials from the reform school.
- 'Picklepuss' - Reform School Matron: Young man, before we're through with you, you'll learn to have respect for authority.
- Muggs McGinnis: So if you're the best example dey've got, I'll give ya odds.
- Muggs McGinnis: [making a big to-do over moving in with Tom] Friends, Romans and countrymen...
- Limpy: "Countrymen?" You know we're only city kids!
- Muggs McGinnis: [smacks Limpy's head] ... lend me your ears and five bucks. It ain't what cha know, it's who ya know, and now dat I got a pull with the coppers, I'm gonna fix all your tickets for ya. It won't cost ya a penny, not one dime, and when I get through doin' that, I'm goooooooo...
- Muggs McGinnis: [notices Tom standing behind him] Well, um... Guess I'm caught in a trap, huh?
- Johnny Ryan - Boxer: [taunting] Hey, Muggs, don't forget. We got a date in just three hours.
- Muggs McGinnis: In three hours and one minute you won't know nothin' about it.
- Muggs McGinnis: Hey, you mean Danny needs blood?
- Dr. Sterling: That's right.
- Muggs McGinnis: Well, why waste time? I'm FULL of blood.