- Judy Jones: So there's 10 million dollars involved. That's why I hitched my wagon to Sierra Tech, to coin a paraphrase.
- Cora Elliot: Well, I tell you Judy, the main trouble with marriage is you always get mixed up with some man.
- Judy Jones: Gee, I suppose you do. I never thought of that.
- Cora Elliot: Well, don't think about. You'll sleep better. I know I do. Or, don't. Or do I?
- Tommy Coles: With taxes the way they are, you're better off marrying for love. I'd do anything to make you happy. Honest, I will.
- Judy Jones: Well, it's awfully sweet of you to proposition me, Tommy, but...
- Tommy Coles: All right, no go. Its just that you're the kind of a girl I had my heart set on, that's all. Soft and sweet, pretty and dumb.
- Judy Jones: Who are you?
- Oliver S. Patch: A male member of the white division of the human species. My name: Oliver S. Patch - from Omaha.
- Judy Jones: [to Professor Williams] Give me that, you old - octopass!
- Camille: Puss.
- Judy Jones: Puss.
- Bart Williams: Oh, I beg your pardon.
- Judy Jones: Oh, that's all right. You haven't done anything - yet.
- Tommy Coles: [singing] Cinderella Jones, You're such a lovely little frail, She's solid jack, She's aces back-to-back, She's the walking fairy tale...
- Judy Jones: Two javas, one with chalk juice, another chalk juice, and a cheese sandwich.
- Cora Elliot: Comin' right up, honey. All but the sandwich. You'll have to make that yourself right over there.
- Judy Jones: When you make a sandwich, the bread goes on the outside doesn't it?
- Cora Elliot: That's right honey. We're old fashioned here. We don't put the meat on the outside.
- Bart Williams: [Judy using a large knife to cut off Professor William's tie that is caught in an electric mixer] My neck! My neck!
- Judy Jones: Neck! That's all you professors think of!
- Gabriel Popik: It is not easy, gentlemen. He's in love with her, she's in love with him; but, they don't like each other. Ve must bring them together in each others arms.
- Tommy Coles: She's wacky about you.
- Bart Williams: Well, I'm not wacky about her.
- Tommy Coles: Brush your hair back, professor, I've got a feeling you love her.
- Bart Williams: Love her? She's a human catastrophe. I'm looking forward to never seeing her again.
- Tommy Coles: That's love. Believe me.