Arizona

This film begins with a young West Point cadet by the name of "Bob Denton" (John Wayne) abruptly ending his two-year relationship with his girlfriend "Evelyn Palmer" (Laura La Plante) just before graduation. For her part, Evelyn is devastated by this news as she had anticipated their getting married in the near future. So, in order to get back at him, she decides to date Bob's superior officer and mentor "Colonel Frank Bonham" (Forrest Stanley). One thing leads to another, and they are soon married with Frank getting assigned to an army post in Arizona. However, since Bob was on training maneuvers at the time, he is completely unaware of their relationship. To that effect, he is taken completely by surprise when he is ordered to report for his first assignment to Arizona--with Colonel Bonham as his new commanding officer. Further complicating the situation is the fact that Evelyn's younger sister "Bonita Palmer" (June Clyde) is living with them and, much to the consternation of Evelyn, falls madly in love with Bob. Now, rather than reveal any more, I will just say that this film was initially released under the title of "Men Are Like That" but, since it was a remake of an earlier silent picture from 1913, renamed "Arizona" to reflect that fact. For what it's worth, it was also released under the title of "The Virtuous Wife" in the United Kingdom. Be that as it may, although this movie is quite dated, I enjoyed it for the most part and I have rated it accordingly. Slightly above average.

Early in his career, when the Duke worked at Columbia Pictures, Harry Cohn tried him out in this romantic vehicle, for which he received second billing to Laura LaPlante, who plays a scorned Evelyn eventually getting her chance to make Bob pay for calling it quits. This mostly forgotten flick, not even listed in many film catalogs under Wayne's name, is best left that way, forgotten and unlisted. Still, as one of the first films that gave him significant billing, he holds his own against his equally forgettable cast mates. As a romantic actor, he fails to impress in his clinches with either of his lovers. It's obvious he had a long way to go to become a good actor although he never turned into a great one like the Gables and Stewarts and others then starting their careers. It's still of interest to watch the old football game and the cavalry drills in this picture, so it's not without its merits. Just don't expect much and you won't be disappointed. I'd recommend if for fans of the Duke, just to see how green he was back then. And the girls are pretty and the guys look nice in uniforms, so there are worse ways to pass an hour or so. Dale Roloff

I suppose this is what they used to call a "woman's picture." Laura LaPlante, a fetching, if gnomish blonde, plays Evelyn Palmer, a New York girl (what she does for a living is never revealed) who's been dallying with dashing West Point cadet Bob Denton, played robotically by a very young & handsome John Wayne. When she is dumped unceremoniously before Bob's graduation, Evelyn woos & eventually marries his mentor, Colonel Bonham, played by Forrest Stanley more like a stuffed-shirt British army officer than an American who's spent years in Arizona. The big complication is that, once the newlywed Bonhams relocate to Arizona, Denton shows up for duty &, despite Evelyn's triumphant attitude toward him, Denton takes a fancy to Evelyn's sister, Bonnie, who's the cutest flapper I've seen in ages.

This plot, made today, might have a bit more nastiness in that; it's as close to a "Cruel Intentions" as you're going to get in 1931. That Bob & Evelyn are having a sexual relationship is implied, of course, & it's amusing how, later in the picture, every time someone's about to say it, that person is interrupted or hushed. More than that, though I saw this on the Starz Western channel, it's more like your average sophisticated thirties melodrama than a western. The cigarettes are in boxes, gowns are worn to dinner, & the Colonel's house in Arizona is strictly Long Island.

The film features some amusing stock footage of an Army-Navy football game, as well as military maneuvers. But without giving anything away, the film unwinds & then winds up in a pretty cliched manner. For John Wayne fans, it's bound to be extremely disappointing, but for those of us who are intrigued by the early days of Hollywood, good & bad, it's not such a bad way to spend an hour. But it was way too silly to be moving, & it's by the numbers mix-up plot never really generates any suspense.

John Wayne stars as a West Point cadet and star football player named Bob. All the ladies lust after him, but he only has eyes for Evelyn (Laura La Plante). However, as his graduation nears, he breaks things off, much to Evelyn's dismay. Some time later, the now Lieutenant Bob is stationed in Arizona where he is reunited with his mentor Colonel Frank (Forrest Stanley). Things get awkward when Lt. Bob meets Col. Frank's new bride...Evelyn! Lt. Bob does the reasonable thing and immediately starts dating Evelyn's younger sister Bonnie (June Clyde), which for some reason upsets Evelyn.

This instantly forgettable programmer has a cornball script only matched by its uninspired performances. Wayne, looking lean and bewildered, appears to be searching for the nearest exit. La Plante gets a big "Acting" scene near the end that doesn't do her any favors. Highlights include Nina Quartero's brief role as the drunken Conchita, and Wayne and Clyde singing a song about cookies.

Its pedigree as an early oddity starring John Wayne searching for a screen persona and stardom in a modern dress role and a film that doesn't help him do either of those things is a reason to watch this.

Melodramatic soap opera about a young lady named Evelyn (Laura La Plante) who is in love with West Point football hero Bob Denton (John Wayne) - unfortunately for her, he's somewhat of a brash ladies man who says, and these are his very words, "My women understand me - they take one look and know they can expect nothing". Hmmm, well she doesn't seem to understand that and expects to marry him - but he dumps her when he realizes how serious she is about him. So she sets out to get even by actually marrying Bob's boyhood guardian (without Bob's knowledge) and moving to Arizona with the poor older man who is completely clueless about her former relationship. Soon Bob is assigned a post there and stirs things up when he begins a romance with Evelyn's flirtatious sister (June Clyde).

This is a very interesting, well done film - okay, I never could understand why women in movies sometimes marry the "wrong man" just to get even or just because they can't get the man they really want. Laura La Plante plays a role here that isn't exactly a very likable person, yet she is such a charming, likable actress herself, her character does manage to come across in an appealing way. John Wayne is okay too (and he doesn't look too bad in his tight-fitting cadet uniform pants, I might add). June Clyde, by the way, gives a very enjoyable performance here playing the cutesy, bubbly flirt to the hilt. A good film, worth seeing.