- [last lines]
- Lou Preston: I'm awfully sorry, Cuthbert.
- Cuthbert Chauncey Dale: Well, that's-that's all right... only, please, don't call me "Cuthbert" any more.
- Lou Preston: All right... Chauncy.
- [Cuthbert and Swede scare off a stagecoach bandit who had been searching through a stolen mailbag]
- Swede: Yumpin Yiminy Yohnson!
- Cuthbert Chauncey Dale: What's the matter, Olaf?
- Swede: I got a letter with the funniest name what you ever heard - Cuthbert Chauncy Dale.
- Cuthbert Chauncey Dale: What's that?
- Swede: Cuthbert Chauncy...
- [Buck rips the letter from Olaf's hands and opens it]
- Swede: Oh, but land sakes, you can't do that!
- Cuthbert Chauncey Dale: No, but that letter happens to belong to me.
- Swede: But I thought your name was Tom!
- Cuthbert Chauncey Dale: Say, listen Swede. My name is Cuthbert Chauncy Dale. And if you ever mention it to anybody or peep about it again, I'm gonna work you over plenty!
- Swede: OK, Boss, I swear I'll never tell anyone a terrible thing like that.